I know you too well to share my kinks.

[MindYaBitness]

So if I’m putting the following prompt into ChatGPT:

Write a resume and cover letter to be part of Mindy’s harem of man candy.

What are the main qualifiers I should add?

I would love to see what chatgpt would say if I asked it for ideas on what qualifications I should ask for!

 

[MindYaBitness]

So if I’m putting the following prompt into ChatGPT:

Write a resume and cover letter to be part of Mindy’s harem of man candy.

What are the main qualifiers I should add?

Here's ChatGPT's job description for you:

Position Title:
Strategic Partner, Reverse Harem Operations

Department:
Personal Services & Intimate Logistics

Reports To:
Chief Executive Empress (CEE)

Position Overview:
The Reverse Harem Division is seeking highly motivated, multi-skilled gentlemen to fill immediate openings as Strategic Partners. This position requires excellence in both independent performance and collaborative ensemble work, with a demonstrated ability to handle fast-paced environments, extended engagements, and shifting positions. The ideal candidate will be flexible, adaptable, and willing to perform at peak levels under close supervision—or, when requested, take initiative without oversight.

Key Duties & Responsibilities:

Deliver consistent, high-touch service with a focus on satisfaction metrics and long-term retention.

Rotate responsibilities across multiple service verticals, including but not limited to: emotional support, physical maintenance, morale boosting, and full-spectrum entertainment.

Demonstrate proficiency in both high-intensity and low-intensity workloads (e.g., sprinting and lounging).

Uphold high standards of presentation (uniform optional, confidence mandatory).

Participate in regular performance evaluations; feedback may be immediate, verbal, or delivered via subtle body language.

Ensure timely delivery of compliments, acts of devotion, and strategic cuddles.

Maintain discretion regarding all sensitive information (and sensitive areas).


Minimum Qualifications:

Bachelor’s degree in Charm, or equivalent field experience in Flattery & Seduction.

Proven track record of stamina in demanding roles; endurance testing may be administered.

Demonstrated ability to follow instructions while also providing assertive leadership when called upon.

Strong oral and interpersonal communication skills (fluency in multiple tongues encouraged).

Capacity for heavy lifting (spirits, shopping bags, and occasionally the Empress).

Reliable availability, including nights, weekends, and spontaneous overtime.


Preferred Qualifications:

Advanced certification in Massage Arts, Culinary Pleasures, or Bedside Management.

Strong improvisational skills with a flair for roleplay and scenario-based problem solving.

Ability to thrive in a competitive yet collaborative team setting; comfort with rotational scheduling.

Excellent time management, particularly in balancing quick turnaround projects with slow, luxurious deliverables.

Prior experience in high-touch hospitality or intimate concierge services highly valued.


Desired Competencies:

Flexibility (physical and metaphorical).

Resilience under pressure, with a positive attitude and a safe word-friendly mindset.

Strong sense of humor with willingness to engage in witty repartee and double entendres.

Commitment to professional growth, personal development, and ongoing… training sessions.


Compensation & Benefits:

Highly competitive rewards package, tailored to performance.

Ongoing professional development opportunities (on-the-job training provided daily).

Non-monetary perks, including unlimited pillow access, gourmet dining experiences, and occasional travel.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Would you like to Bang my Gang?

Ok, he does not look like he’s enjoying this! Actually nobody does. He looks like he’s accidentally found himself in a full contact tit car wash.

Do you fantasize about taking part in a gangbang?

Well. Fantasize is a strong word.

Actually… if it’s something like the above? No. Just random oily sweaty bodies, no.

No.

But, maybe there is a little countryside pub and it is being run by a lone beer wench. The sounds of laughter and merriment had just faded away for the night when in came a weary looking, but ruggedly handsome stranger, and three of his equally brawny companions.

The night had turned hazardous to travel - a storm raging outside and they asked if they could wait out the storm here by the fire and in the company of such a hospitable hostess…

…It’s raining outside, so her frock is a little wet and her hair is clinging to her.. you get the point.

That is more of the gang bang scenario that I might be interested in fantasizing about. Something that has a little story.

Is it one of those fantasies best left a fantasy? Why?

Yes. Because it just is.

Is being the center of a gangbang, for you, about being the focus of pleasure, being used like the town bicycle, a total breakdown of all social taboos, or just the feeling of so many bodies on yours?

A little of some of the above. The center of the right kind of attention. Or that type of objectification, when done by the right person in the right way, is so mind blowing. Finally, the physical sensation of having to give up all control and being overpowered - that can sound appealing if I’m in the right frame of mind.

What is the appeal of being part of a gangbang if you’re the many and not “the one”? How does being one of many give you pleasure? (This isn’t worded well)

This seems like a lot of fun to be there with other women and we are all there with the sole purpose of giving this man the best night of his life.

This is something that works nicely in my mind but probably not in reality. But if it did work, it would be a more casual experience, rather than with someone I was in a relationship shop with.

How many guys could you take at once, how many women, or how many of both?

27. ( )

Is being out of control part of the thrill of a gangbang?

Yes absolutely

Aside from the pic above, gangbangs seem generally geared toward the woman as the focus, what would a male centered gangbang look like in your mind?

Basically a celebration with him being surprised with this pampering experience and everyone is happy and having a good time.

Would you be an active participant, meaning sucking, thrusting, jerking and swallowing, or a passive participant, meaning lying, writhing and moaning?

I don’t know - I’d have to see how the mood strikes me.

What would you like to know about gangbangs?

What are some unwritten rules of the gangbang gathering or lifestyle. What is a faux-pas of a gang bangs?

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s basically a work of high art.

Based on @Wand3rlust 's I suspect you are fibbing.

27. ( )

What?!

What is a faux-pas of a gang bangs?

The mind boggles.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Brief.

The funniest answer ever!

Ok, he does not look like he’s enjoying this! Actually nobody does. He looks like he’s accidentally found himself in a full contact tit car wash.

I can personally guarantee you that he is enjoying himself.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How do I get a ticket to yours?

I want mine to be a surprise gangbang. So you plan it and I’ll cum.

27. ( )

Why does this make me SO erect?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I want mine to be a surprise gangbang. So you plan it and I’ll cum.

Why does this make me SO erect?

So, kinda like a flash mob, but with tits?

 

[Wand3rlust]

A flesh mob, if you will...

 

[deft]

A flesh mob, if you will...

I'm in.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm in.

Colour me surprised....

 

[deft]

Colour me surprised....

I identify as a libertine. It sounds much better than "horny old fucker".

 

[Mei5ter]

What are some unwritten rules of the gangbang gathering or lifestyle. What is a faux-pas of a gang bangs?

Saying "Do you come here often?" when you're still at the awkward introduction stage?

 

[69Explorer]

Based on @Wand3rlust 's I suspect you are fibbing.


What?!


The mind boggles.

Meeting your kids 8th grade teacher !!!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Meeting your kids 8th grade teacher !!!

Meeting the local holy-man (priest, rabbi, preacher...)

Meeting the publicly-conservative elected official

Meeting the black marketeer's trophy wife, especially without him around

Meeting the top cop's daughter

...the ballbusting divorce lawyer behind a camera

 

[Wand3rlust]

Meeting your spouse.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Is warm rain a movie thing?
Isn’t all rain just an AI movie effect
We lost a whole town in California on Monday. Up in smoke.

Sandy sex?!!! Bad!!

Memories of late night oral sex on empty beach? Treasured!!

So? Moonlight sex on the beach or lakeside with an almost stranger? Is that a kink I should share? Will those past lovers remember it when they read this?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sandy sex?!!! Bad!!

I know Sandy and she’s a nice girl.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Meeting your spouse.

Meeting your fiance

Meeting your parents

Meeting your kids

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Meeting your manager

Meeting your CEO

Meeting your secretary

Meeting the young'un you've been mentoring (NOT grooming! Honest!)

 

[hotwords229_A]

Seems to me, you would have prescreened any gangbang members in order to avoid any unplanned and uncomfortable conversations with your doctor.

So, hopefully, you wouldn’t be meeting anyone you didn’t already know would be there?

I’m putting @PrettyLilPussy19 in charge of organizing my surprise gangbang, so I hope she did some background checks on whomever she invites to plow me.

(I have no idea if that’s the proper use of whom. I never know.)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Seems to me, you would have prescreened any gangbang members in order to avoid any unplanned and uncomfortable conversations with your doctor.

So, hopefully, you wouldn’t be meeting anyone you didn’t already know would be there?

I’m putting @PrettyLilPussy19 in charge of organizing my surprise gangbang, so I hope she did some background checks on whomever she invites to plow me.

Back"ground" cheeks? Hrmm... Is it me, or is that some form of sexual slang I'm picking up there?

(I have no idea if that’s the proper use of whom. I never know.)

Good nuff for gubbermint work.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Seems to me, you would have prescreened any gangbang members in order to avoid any unplanned and uncomfortable conversations with your doctor.

So, hopefully, you wouldn’t be meeting anyone you didn’t already know would be there?

I’m putting @PrettyLilPussy19 in charge of organizing my surprise gangbang, so I hope she did some background checks on whomever she invites to plow me.

(I have no idea if that’s the proper use of whom. I never know.)

Ill thoroughly vet and screen all participants according to your guidelines.
I do have a few questions.

1. How many participants (excluding yourself) would make it ideal for you?
2. What gender ratio?
3. We will have water boys and lube girls on hand (now accepting non-AI applications). Should we have a photographer and/or videographer? Should they also participate?
4. Would you like a gradual start - say a threesome with more and more people trickle in? Or would you like a starting whistle with all festivities beginning in unison?
5. Do you want to shower with the participants afterwards and have a snack in white fluffy robes to relive the highlights? Or should everyone split individually afterwards so you can think about what you've done?

 

[hotwords229_A]

1. How many participants (excluding yourself) would make it ideal for you?

How many are in a horde? I’m thinking a horde.

2. What gender ratio?

I’ll leave that to your discretion. It’s not just for my entertainment, after all.

3. We will have water boys and lube girls on hand (now accepting non-AI applications). Should we have a photographer and/or videographer? Should they also participate?

Yes. I’d like this to get Oscar® consideration.

4. Would you like a gradual start - say a threesome with more and more people trickle in? Or would you like a starting whistle with all festivities beginning in unison?

I prefer to treat this like a Zombie apocalypse. I want to be chased, tackled, stripped and fucked, by Sex Zombies. Instead of BRAINS, they say COCK!

5. Do you want to shower with the participants afterwards and have a snack in white fluffy robes to relive the highlights? Or should everyone split individually afterwards so you can think about what you've done?

Showering is acceptable. When we’re finished I never want to see these people again as I will be pretty embarrassed that I allowed this to happen. Everyone will have to run away, in unison, the same way they came in.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'mm'a just gonna comment on one part here....

-snip-

Yes. I’d like this to get Oscar® consideration.

Agalmatophilia will get you rug burns in most unpleasant places, so keep the Grouch at a safe distance mmkay?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

How many are in a horde? I’m thinking a horde.

I’ll leave that to your discretion. It’s not just for my entertainment, after all.

Yes. I’d like this to get Oscar® consideration.

I prefer to treat this like a Zombie apocalypse. I want to be chased, tackled, stripped and fucked, by Sex Zombies. Instead of BRAINS, they say COCK!

Showering is acceptable. When we’re finished I never want to see these people again as I will be pretty embarrassed that I allowed this to happen. Everyone will have to run away, in unison, the same way they came in.

Ive never read so many right answers in a row.