I just got home from the gynecologist and I'm curious...

[alexandraaah]

is it usual for the doctor to perform a "clitoral sensitivity" test?




I almost wish.

 

[RawHumor]

is it usual for the doctor to perform a "clitoral sensitivity" test?

Only if he uses his tongue... at least I think I read that somewhere.

 

[DulceCrema]

Only if he or she is really sexy...

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm curious, too.

First, did the doctor perform such a test?

Second, did you ask about one?

Third, did you hope the doctor would only to be let down?

Fourth, may I?

 

[Phoenyx]

Was there someone else in the room with you and Doc.
That sounds really weird?

I would ask another Gynecologist.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: I'm curious, too.

First, did the doctor perform such a test?

Second, did you ask about one?

Third, did you hope the doctor would only to be let down?

Fourth, may I?

Hmm, yeah, it was one of those...stifled moan..nope don't feel anything yet...jerking around...no, still nothing....out loud moan...nope, still not it I was just remembering a funny joke is all...

 

[alexandraaah]

Was there someone else in the room with you and Doc.
That sounds really weird?

I would ask another Gynecologist.

No worries Pheonyx; just another stab at lousy humor on my part. Thanks for the concern..

 

[Monazwx]

I'm curious too . . .

This is the first time that I've heard of it. What actually happened?

If there wasn't someone else in the room and they didn't explain why they needed to perform such a procedure, then I doubt it was medical at all.

Pheonyx is right, get a second opinion from another gyn.

(By the way Pheonyx, love your AV!)

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: I'm curious too . . .

This is the first time that I've heard of it. What actually happened?

If there wasn't someone else in the room and they didn't explain why they needed to perform such a procedure, then I doubt it was medical at all.

Pheonyx is right, get a second opinion from another gyn.

(By the way Pheonyx, love your AV!)

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I have such a glitch in my sense of humor.

This isn't the first time that the 'deadpan' has been misunderstood.

Hell, this isn't even the 6th time.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I'm curious too . . .

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. I have such a glitch in my sense of humor.

This isn't the first time that the 'deadpan' has been misunderstood.

Hell, this isn't even the 6th time.

Well I like it... and I like your lips!


As well as the other various body parts that have graced your av in the past.

 

[LukkyKnight]

~LOL~

alex, I thought so... but if you still want that second opinion you know where to find me.

 

[sexy-girl]

perhaps people would be more willing to go to the gynecologist if they did ... especially if was a sexy nurse to help

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I'm a doctor, and I have performed the clitoral sensitivity test on all of my ... uh ... patients.

It's a simple procedure, and though you may experience some initial discomfort <ahem>, just try to relax, and it will pass.

If you'd like a nurse to join us, that's cool--but you'll have to provide her/him....

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm a doctor, and I have performed the clitoral sensitivity test on all of my ... uh ... patients.

It's a simple procedure, and though you may experience some initial discomfort <ahem>, just try to relax, and it will pass.

If you'd like a nurse to join us, that's cool--but you'll have to provide her/him....

How do you measure the results, dear Hamlet?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well that sounds like my kind of exam! Must we put our feet in the stirrups for this one?

 

[LukkyKnight]

No, PV, for this one you must cross your ankles behind the doctor's back.

 

[AusTess]

There aint nothin worse than takin the piss and being taken seriously.




Welcome to my life.

 

[JazzManJim]

alexandraaah, hon, you need a guy to follow you around with a snare drum and a cymbal to do those rim shots when you tell jokes.

No, you sick freaks, I said "shots", not "jobs"! Sheesh!

 

[MissTaken]

Phew!

I suffer from test anxiety and was worried about failing yet another test .....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

How do you measure the results, dear Hamlet?

You're settin' me up for one of those 'size' jokes, aren't you?

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

alex oh alex

...what was the name of your doctor again?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Phew!

I suffer from test anxiety and was worried about failing yet another test .....

I think I can help with that anxiety MissT.

 

[Starblayde]

No, you sick freaks, I said "shots"!

Bu-dum Tsh!

 

[Monazwx]

Funny Alex!

I like the idea of a clit test though. I think I'll make my b/f give me one tonight . . .

I'm bound to pass