I have SO MANY cheeseburgers

[CandiCame]

So at work yesterday, my gf called me to tell me that she bought 40 cheeseburgers. I thought it was code for something, but when I got home, I found that apparently she had, in fact, bought and brought to me, 40 cheeseburgers. There's this outlet store place that's like a Big Lots for food, and they had organic 4-packs of burgers for $1. So she bought ten of them.

...I'm just not sure that I trust the quality of these burgers. Why would they be at the outlet store? Why would they be marked down like that? But I didn't want to say that. When somebody buys you something you smile and thank them. But... I really don't know if I should eat these.

 

[chillywilly2]

eat them, they're organic...how bad can they be

 

[CandiCame]

I don't know... I don't trust cheap food.

And this is cheap food with no preservatives...

 

[phrodeau]

Take them to work and pass them around.

If after a few hours anybody is left standing, then they're probably fine.

 

[CandiCame]

Take them to work and pass them around.

If after a few hours anybody is left standing, then they're probably fine.

That's a really good idea. Everyone I work with is really fat, too. They wont suspect a thing.

I bought some doughnuts off some kid who wanted money for his football team or band or somesuch, gave him $10. And those fat fucks ate a good 3/4 of my doughnuts before I had a chance to get one. I know they'll eat cheeseburgers regardless of questionable quality.

 

[parodyluvr75]

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