I Have Never (version 3)

[Shenanigans90]

IHN donated to a sperm bank, it’s more fun to make direct deposits.

 

[Wageslave]

Been to me

 

[Cat]

I have never been to a horse racing.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN tongue washed myself.

 

[walkingeagle]

IHN toungue washed temptress

 

[Taegul]

IHN gotten coffee from Starbucks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put a dead fish under the seat in a neighbors car.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN been in a helicopter.

 

[cascadiabound]

IHN hired a gardener

(but I hope to some day)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

IHN worn a cast.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN jumped the Grand Canyon on rocket powered roller skates.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN petted a rattlesnake behind its ears.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN wanted to jump in front of a moving bus.

 

[awired50]

IHN para-sailed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN auditioned with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley to be a Chip-N-Dale dancer

 

[awired50]

IHN been pegged.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN driven an ice cream truck that actually sold sex toys.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

IHN been to an adult sex store.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been the strip~a~gram at a convent.

 

[vibes]

IHN eaten snake meat (that I know of)

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN woken up drunk and naked in the front seat of a stolen car on the front lawn of the governor's mansion.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN tried to carch a skunk with a cardboard box.

 

[Taegul]

IHN given The Rock a wedgie.

 

[GoodGuy69]

IHN gone skinny dipping at a public pool in the daytime during the summer.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put 47 Baberuth candy bars in a public pool.