I Have Never (version 3)

[awired50]

IHN Been arrested.

 

[Youroldscotsman]

IHN been south of the equator.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN wanted to run from the law.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN dropped the soap in the shower while in jail.

 

[WishesforRome]

IHN done mushrooms (or any hard drugs)

 

[Taegul]

IHN beaten the Cookie Monster in a cookie eating competition.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN paid the fine for a library book I haven’t returned since 1975.

 

[sally_sparrow]

IHN walked on the moon.

 

[Cat]

I have never climbed mount Kilimanjaro

 

[pandaburr]

IHN been arrested

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN been arrested

IHN chatted with her ^ ^ ^

 

[pandaburr]

IHN chatted with her ^ ^ ^

You ain’t missing out on anything

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN skinny dipped at a water park.

 

[Taegul]

IHN moonwalked on the moon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been as cool as Fonzie.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

IHN eaten broccoli

 

[Suzanna33]

IHN been caught here by husband....yet

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had a wardrobe malfunction in a synagogue.

 

[Traciesomeone]

IHN lost an argument with a moose.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN not gotten a standing ovation at a karaoke bar until I finally stopped singing.

 

[awired50]

IHN had sex in a club.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN punched a guy in the face named Moose at a biker rally.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

IHN frosted a cake with my breasts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN attached live wires to my penis to see if it was a shocking experience.

 

[pandaburr]

IHN passed out before