I Have Never (version 3)

[AZDryHeat]

IHN mistaken a BabyRuth candy bar for something else in the pool.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN hypnotized a woman to get naked for me.

 

[Taegul]

IHN jumped in to an aquarium at Sea World to swim with the fish. Not even the dolphins. Yet.

 

[Warm_Fuzzy_Temptress]

I have never stuck my nipple in a hot tub jet.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN been in a hot tub with someone so tempting.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put my penis in a chipper/shredder then been called “Shorty”

 

[Taegul]

IHN ridden in a convertible.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sat in Norm’s chair at Cheers

 

[Suntimefuntime]

IHN mailed my panties to anyone.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN knitted a testicle sweater for myself.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN lied to get laid.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN slept on a bed of nails.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN walked barefoot over a bed of hot embers

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used snow shoes to climb a mountain of silicone breast implants.

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN came that close

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked in the closet at a country club and broke the door.

 

[Taegul]

IHN joined the Mile High Club. I need to visit Denver...

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN been the subject of an ancient curse by a dead culture.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stuck my face in a fast moving stream and caught a salmon in my mouth like a bear.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a game of strip poker to the next poster. I think.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN lost a game of strip poker to the next poster. I think.

I have never won a game of poker. I would probably lose a game if I were playing myself.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played strip solitaire and lost.

 

[Mattentive]

IHN drunk baptism flavoured water.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IHN had one hump with a dromedary camel.

 

[Taegul]

IHN really understood the difference between "winning" and "losing" a game of strip poker.