I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been arrested for public nudity yet.

 

[MedicalMuse]

IHN understood why a dude can be a ho and it’s okay, but if a chick is confident in her sexuality it’s all the sudden the worst thing ever.

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

IHN been south of the border.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN streaked across the field during the Super Bowl.

 

[skirt_chaser]

Participated in an orgy. Would be fun.

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN been knighted.

Fuckers.

 

[funluvinaj]

IHN done karaoke

 

[Taegul]

IHN been less interested in the Olympics than I am right now. *Yawn*

 

[leftie]

IHN eating a twinky

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN fucked a pumpkin in a pumpkin patch.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex in a canoe.

 

[NastyNyx]

IHN had sex in a canoe.

I think that's a requirement of all Canadian citizens

 

[Taegul]

I think that's a requirement of all Canadian citizens

I thought it was on the back of a moose.

Hiya Nyx.

 

[hairball18]

You're so outdated. It's on a blanket near a fire pit these day. You need to keep up with the times.

The fire pit is under two feet of snow.

 

[Taegul]

You're so outdated. It's on a blanket near a fire pit these day. You need to keep up with the times.

Seriously! WTF do you have against moose? Mooses? Meece? Mooskies?

(Wow, spellchecker only tagged the last one? Not sure what to think now lol)

 

[Trubbycat]

Singlehandedly pulled a plane out of a death spiral into a mountain.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex outside during a blizzard

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed any naked activity on the back of a moose.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been to Wally World and punched the moose.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

IHN put a mouse in a empty bottle to get free beer

 

[Colo567]

IHN put a naked mouse on a moose's back.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

IHN been in a hot air balloon.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

IHN Karved my initials on a møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given me by Svenge - my brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used a split personality disorder to have more fun masturbating.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed during the half-time show at the Super Bowl. Some day the world will finally know my imagined greatness!