I have made a new promise on life.

[Sillyman]

I will cease and desist attempting to find love, a wife, a girlfriend, or even a casual lay and from henceforth only induldge my sexual appetite in porno and hookers. I will never again seek a relationship or a date and I will not have sex of any variety unless money changes hands at some point, and no, dinner doesn't count.

 

[Guest]

That's so sad.

 

[Sillyman]

That's so sad.

It's wonderful. By making it a conscious choice, I can lure a sense of control and stability into my life making what was once a needless sense of pain into a source of pride.

 

[P. B. Walker]

It's wonderful. By making it a conscious choice, I can lure a sense of control and stability into my life making what was once a needless sense of pain into a source of pride.

I'd wait til the legalize prostitution.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

ummm... she will probably fall into your lap in the next six months... sometimes being relaxed and not looking makes people look more attractive...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I will cease and desist attempting to find love, a wife, a girlfriend, or even a casual lay and from henceforth only induldge my sexual appetite in porno and hookers. I will never again seek a relationship or a date and I will not have sex of any variety unless money changes hands at some point, and no, dinner doesn't count.

Hey, you're gonna pay, one way or another.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Drats! I was just thinking today how I need to expand my stable.

 

[Sillyman]

I'd wait til the legalize prostitution.

I'll just have to move. Besides I've lived for quite some time on porno alone, I'm sure I'm strong enough to handle it.

 

[Sillyman]

Drats! I was just thinking today how I need to expand my stable.

Do you offer financing?

 

[Blindinthedark]

I'd wait til the legalize prostitution.

Move to Nevada. LV is nice this time of year.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Drats! I was just thinking today how I need to expand my stable.

Nice AV Ruby....wow

 

[Rubyfruit]

Do you offer financing?

0.0% and no payments until January, 2004.

Thanks Bobby!

 

[Sandia]

Seriously, how does that prostitution thing work for you?
It'd certainly solve a lot of problems, you'd think.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Well look who's here.

 

[Sillyman]

Seriously, how does that prostitution thing work for you?
It'd certainly solve a lot of problems, you'd think.

It helps if you live in a town that actually HAS prostitutes somewhere.

Cool, Ruby. I'm glad I caught you when interest rates are down.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

If you met a nice hooker and set up a monthly arrangement you could pay in advance and then moeny wouldn't be changing hands at the time of consumption and you can't get arrested. Ask around at the nicest hotel in town.

 

[cocktail42]

I will cease and desist attempting to find love, a wife, a girlfriend, or even a casual lay and from henceforth only induldge my sexual appetite in porno and hookers. I will never again seek a relationship or a date and I will not have sex of any variety unless money changes hands at some point, and no, dinner doesn't count.

How fucking terribly sad. Hookers are not sex or emotions - they are just a form of masturbation with a downside of getting a STD. Even a casual one night stand offers more than that - there may actually be a hint of emotions, certainly a hope of mutal pleasure.

 

[Sillyman]

Emotion means firepower for when they come to degrade you, and mutual pleasure means spending an hour just for a minute and a half of actual enjoyment.

Masturbation is fine, and not all hookers carry STDs, thank you very much.

 

[cocktail42]

Emotion means firepower for when they come to degrade you, and mutual pleasure means spending an hour just for a minute and a half of actual enjoyment.

Masturbation is fine, and not all hookers carry STDs, thank you very much.

Guess what, it's in that hour where the real pleasure resides. You may want to examine why you don't find a satisfying sexual relationship - your emphasise is on the wrong end of things.

 

[teddybear4play]

0.0% and no payments until January, 2004.

Thanks Bobby!

Would you accept the deed to my house?

TB4p

 

[Cleopatra]

Is this just a public nudge to the "hey, I'm really not looking, so therefore the perfect person will meet me and fall in love with me" gods?

If it is, tell me if it works.