I have big boobs and I don't feel the least bit inadequate

[KillerMuffin]

Of course running is a bitch and I'm prone to pitching face forward on the pavement, but hey.

I'm all boob-meat and nothing but boob-meat to the average penis bearing mammal. He couldn't even tell you if a human was attached to them for all the attention he pays to anything else.

Indequate, no, I don't feel that way.

Non-existent? I feel completely non-existent. They don't even talk to me. They talk to the boobage.

 

[JazzManJim]

Non-Existant??

There are few people who exist more fully in my mind than you.

I'd say more but I can't think well while I"m staring at your tits. Oh, but you have nice legs, too.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i know the feeling KM.. i have big boobs, and i love them.. right along with my big ass. that's why i started the thread 'somebody grab me' i'm comfortable enough with myself, why cant someone else be jsut as comfortable with me too?


and whenever a guy starts talking to my boobs, i start talking to his penis, and he gets really red then...

 

[JazzManJim]

and whenever a guy starts talking to my boobs, i start talking to his penis, and he gets really red then...

You'll have to speak close to it, then. It's rather hard of hearing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Despite the man-stupidening boobage and the J-Lo ass, I like my legs the best. Voluptuously muscled. They're good in a fight or standing on tip-toe for thirty minutes for a good fu-- er, nevermind.

I always tell them that they're booked right now, but if he'd like to make an appointment the boobs can speak with him for about 10 minutes between meetings next month.

 

[nasty]

*blinks*I'm sorry, KM. What were you saying?

 

[scylis]

Despite the man-stupidening boobage and the J-Lo ass, I like my legs the best. Voluptuously muscled. They're good in a fight or standing on tip-toe for thirty minutes for a good fu-- er, nevermind.

I always tell them that they're booked right now, but if he'd like to make an appointment the boobs can speak with him for about 10 minutes between meetings next month.

what?

who said that?

all i see are these bodacious tatas....

wierd.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

You'll have to speak close to it, then. It's rather hard of hearing.

*bends over and gets really close to the JazzMan's penis*


is this close enough?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hi, guy! I'm the bubbies' personal secretary. They aren't taking appointments right now, but I think I can pencil you in for Tuesday, August 12. That's 2204. Would that be okay with you? It'll be short interview. I'm afraid we're only allotting ten minutes and you can discuss anything under the sun except religion, politics, and gun control.

 

[Mistress]

I wish I had decent boobs

 

[Laurel]

And all this time I thought KillerMuffin was twins...

 

[scylis]

I wish I had decent boobs

you DO have boobs, don't you?

 

[Impetus]

What exactly are these breasts doing, anyway? Running Uganda?

-I

 

[scylis]

And all this time I thought KillerMuffin was twins...

she's not?!?

 

[nzwookie]

Dammit-A boob is a boob...
Big or small i love them all

 

[Impetus]

Reasons people talk to KM's Boobs:

1) They give excelent story feedback--from two different perspectives.
2) They have more posts, collectively, than KM does.
3) They're good listeners.
4) It's fun to watch them shake or nod in agreement/disagreement.
5) They are hyptnotic alien implants created to draw unsuspecting males under KM's spell, submitting themselves to her every whim, helpless against their hypnotic sway and unerring stare. Soon KM will have an army of literoticans under her 'sway' (heh) and will proceed to *dominate* the adult novel market, driving it into the public awareness and launching her on a worldwide conquest of every major adult market in the entire world. And once she controlls the adult market, she will controll, the world...do you hear me people? The world! All will bow to KM and her mighty, hypnotic breasts, she will rule the known universe with and Iron...underwire support bra. She will crush us all with her massive...will. None shall be safe, not a man will be able to act of his own accord! We're doomed! DOOOOOOOOOMED!

-I

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Can I see.......

I wish I had decent boobs

I might have a totally different idea of what "decent" is than you!

Please respond to:
Postyourtitsalloverthenet.com

Rhumb

 

[TWB]

SNL did a funny skit re:this a few years back with alien women who had eyes on the tip o their tits so men would finally look women in the eye. It was an evolutionary byproduct of the penis bearing mamals to which you refer.


If I could apologize for them I would.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I'm used to not getting eye contact from men who I don't already know. That's okay, it hasn't really bothered me since I was about sixteen.

Nowadays, it only bugs me when it's my students doing the staring. That makes me feel both old and undermined as an authority figure. But, what are they gonna do? They're 18 & 19 year old guys--really, just walking, talking hard-ons. It goes with the territory.