I Have A Crude Nuclear Device....

[Lancecastor]

....just like Iraq does.

Plus... it cooks popcorn in two minutes, you running dog imperialists!

Awaiting your missiles;

Lance

 

[KillerMuffin]

The patriot is just waiting for you to lube up, bend over, and spread your cheeks.

 

[Lancecastor]

The patriot is just waiting for you to lube up, bend over, and spread your cheeks.

You always say that when we get together, Muffy.

Promises, Promises...

Ben Dover

PS.....last night was special....tonite I'll call you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought so, too. You're adorable in a collar and leg irons.

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought so, too. You're adorable in a collar and leg irons.

As are you with a ball gag and blindfold, Muff....

 

[KillerMuffin]

You must have me confused with someone else, sweetling. Or you weren't paying attention last night.




A thought just occurred to me. I know something that you don't know. How delicious.

 

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[marksgirl]

And here I was thinking it was a dildo!

 

[takingchances42]

....just like Iraq does.

Plus... it cooks popcorn in two minutes, you running dog imperialists!

Awaiting your missiles;

Lance

You...

also...

now...

have...




taps on your phone, cell phone, and computer, courtesy of the Central Intelligence Agency and National Security Agency. Thanks for sharing, "Lance"!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: I Have A Crude Nuclear Device....

So that's what the slower downloads and crackling on the phone line mean!

You...

also...

now...

have...




taps on your phone, cell phone, and computer, courtesy of the Central Intelligence Agency and National Security Agency. Thanks for sharing, "Lance"!

 

[islandman]

Can I borrow it for a bit? I'm had a horrible morning and it would really help me out.

 

[lovetoread]

I Have A Crude Nuclear Device....

I bet you tell that to all the girls,dont ya?

 

[Lancecastor]

I bet you tell that to all the girls,dont ya?

No foolin' ewe!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: I Have A Crude Nuclear Device....

Can I borrow it for a bit? I'm had a horrible morning and it would really help me out.

Sure, just send your inspectors over.

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Re: I Have A Crude Nuclear Device....

Sure, just send your inspectors over.

Don't tempt me.