"I had the best anal sex last night!!!"

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

This is what I hear from my oldest daughter (21) in a phone call last night.

I'm grateful that her and I have a close relationship, but this is the stuff I don't want to hear. It's like hearing that from one of your parents. I need therapy now.



Maybe I'm just damned jealous because I'm not the recipient.

 

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[gridiron]

Jealousy can be a bitch, huh? Don't worry, though.. I'm sure you could one-up her if you really tried..

 

[Chuckus]

This is what I hear from my oldest daughter (21) in a phone call last night.

I'm grateful that her and I have a close relationship, but this is the stuff I don't want to hear. It's like hearing that from one of your parents. I need therapy now.



Maybe I'm just damned jealous because I'm not the recipient.

That's just TMI , that's exactly what I would've said. There are just somethings that I wouldn't want to hear/talk about with my parents.

 

[gridiron]

For fuck sake, Hanns.. Give it a goddamned rest.. Don't you have anything better to do besides troll these boards and post up idiotic, moronic replies to sensible posts? Are you that much of a loser? Would you call yourself an outcast from society? Did you get picked on when you went to school? Is that what this is all about? Are you lashing out at us because in some twisted, fucked-up way you've projected us as resemblances of classmates that used to make your life a living hell? Well grow the fuck up, asshole.. You want sympathy? I'll give you sympathy - it's between shit and syphilis.. Pick your fuckin balls up off the ground and be a man.. Esto vir, fuckwad..

 

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[SkyBluAngelEyes]

YOu should be shot for bringing up such a classless daughter

You are the reason society is failing

You are scum

LMAO!! Thanks Hans. You made my day!

 

[intrigued]

This is what I hear from my oldest daughter (21) in a phone call last night.

I'm grateful that her and I have a close relationship, but this is the stuff I don't want to hear. It's like hearing that from one of your parents. I need therapy now.



Maybe I'm just damned jealous because I'm not the recipient.

I know exactly how you feel. This kind of reminds me of my thoughts when my son takes 20 minute showers. I know it happens, but hearing that water running and not hearing any splashing and washing type noises is a bit much for me.

But...though I know you realize this, it bears repeating. Just be glad she does talk to you...and I'm very touched that you are the kind of Mom she can come to and open up to.

 

[gridiron]

hey bitch, clean that froth from your mouth...you look rabid



I was serious about what I said....society has become classless with ho's & tricks like her daughter talking like a crude ass bitch


I would fucking run her over at any given opportunity

Froth? Ohh.. You mean the espresso foam.. My bad.. But you're looking a bit frothy yourself.. Did you give yayati some suckee-suckee lately? I bet you love chummin on his cum, huh? Come on, Hanns.. It's alright to admit you like the taste of cum as it slides down your throat.. You should ask yayati to eat some fruit next time, though.. That's a tip I picked up a long time ago, and ever since have not had a complaint from a woman (or a man) as they swallowed my cum.. Ohhh.. Shit.. Did I get you all homophobic again? Well too fucking bad.. Learn to deal with change, you incompetent twit.. Maybe if you're lucky society will have pity on you when you and your non-conforming-self are forced to update with the next installment of reality..

 

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[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Jealousy can be a bitch, huh? Don't worry, though.. I'm sure you could one-up her if you really tried..

I wonder how in the world I can do this?!?!

That girl knows how to rub it in!!

 

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[gridiron]

I wonder how in the world I can do this?!?!

That girl knows how to rub it in!!

Hmmm.. Well.. I can't really offer any ideas on that one.. But come on.. Put your sexual creativity to work.. I'm sure you can come up with something you've done (or could do) that would one-up her.. For some odd reason, this kind of thing reminds me of last summer when a buddy of mine and I compared sexual conquests..

 

[mbb308]

This is what I hear from my oldest daughter (21) in a phone call last night.

I'm grateful that her and I have a close relationship, but this is the stuff I don't want to hear. It's like hearing that from one of your parents. I need therapy now.



Maybe I'm just damned jealous because I'm not the recipient.

My 15 YO son says, "That's an image I don't want to have in my head." When he says something like that to me, I drop all further references.

We communicate, too, and have great rapport, but there are some things we don't need to know about the other.

 

[Chuckus]

Re: Re: "I had the best anal sex last night!!!"

My 15 YO son says, "That's an image I don't want to have in my head." When he says something like that to me, I drop all further references.

We communicate, too, and have great rapport, but there are some things we don't need to know about the other.

B-I-N-G-O. There are just some things that don't need to be talked about with my/your parents. I dig my parents and we are cool and best bud's but there are just some things I will not ever discuss with them, that's just not right IMHO.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

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I know exactly how you feel. This kind of reminds me of my thoughts when my son takes 20 minute showers. I know it happens, but hearing that water running and not hearing any splashing and washing type noises is a bit much for me.

But...though I know you realize this, it bears repeating. Just be glad she does talk to you...and I'm very touched that you are the kind of Mom she can come to and open up to.

Thanks sweetie... I think so too...I have tried so hard NOT to be like my mom, who ran when sex was even mentioned in our house. That word was actually non existent when I was growing up. I always hated that...I couldn't go to her for questions, and I've made sure that my daughters and son have a healthy knowledge of sex. I think in my own humble opinion that I'm doing them a favour.

 

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[mbb308]

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B-I-N-G-O. There are just some things that don't need to be talked about with my/your parents. I dig my parents and we are cool and best bud's but there are just some things I will not ever discuss with them, that's just not right IMHO.

He also says, sometimes, "That's just creepy."

He really keeps me laughing.

I told him that one of the waitresses at the place we used to go to eat a lot had make joking designs on him, planning to wait for him until his 18th B-day, and so on. He said, "What? Uh! Shit! God-damn, that's just not right!!!", in a tone of voice that made the whole thing priceless. It was a riot.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Hmmm.. Well.. I can't really offer any ideas on that one.. But come on.. Put your sexual creativity to work.. I'm sure you can come up with something you've done (or could do) that would one-up her.. For some odd reason, this kind of thing reminds me of last summer when a buddy of mine and I compared sexual conquests..

You should give more detail... Was it a one-ups-manship? Who had more?

 

[Chuckus]

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He also says, sometimes, "That's just creepy."

He really keeps me laughing.

I told him that one of the waitresses at the place we used to go to eat a lot had make joking designs on him, planning to wait for him until his 18th B-day, and so on. He said, "What? Uh! Shit! God-damn, that's just not right!!!", in a tone of voice that made the whole thing priceless. It was a riot.

Ha!

I mean, I talk in generalizations with my parents about sex......but not details. That's just somewhere I wouldn't go and wouldn't need the visual on............

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

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Ha!

I mean, I talk in generalizations with my parents about sex......but not details. That's just somewhere I wouldn't go and wouldn't need the visual on............

Did you ever have problems in your youth talking to your parents about sex? My 17 y.o. doesn't seem to have a problem. thank goodness. But telling me details is not something I want to hear. My 17 y.o. tells me she's way "too young" to even talk about kissing. She is quite a bit different than her sister though.

 

[Chuckus]

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Did you ever have problems in your youth talking to your parents about sex? My 17 y.o. doesn't seem to have a problem. thank goodness. But telling me details is not something I want to hear. My 17 y.o. tells me she's way "too young" to even talk about kissing. She is quite a bit different than her sister though.

Nope, not a bit. But I just never said "Hey dad, did you ever fuck mom up the ass? Or bang her really hard into the headboard?"......that's just TMI. Sure we talked in generalizations about sex, to get the point across and learn what was needed.....but never in detail. That's a boundary that I would never cross nor would they. We are very open, but there are limits.

 

[gridiron]

You should give more detail... Was it a one-ups-manship? Who had more?

Detail, huh? Well.. Let's just put it this way.. It was a one-up-manship, but we kept it mature and professional.. At the end of the summer, his tally was somewhere near fifteen and mine was more like near twenty-five.. But I am not a man-whore - quite the opposite.. The girls that were fortunate enough to experience my charms made sure that I knew they enjoyed the attentions, and as such, that's why I still see twenty of them on a regular basis.. It's not always for sex, though.. Sometimes it is, but mostly it's just lunch or dinner.. I like to keep in touch with my partners, as I believe it's the proper thing to do after being intimate with someone..

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

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Nope, not a bit. But I just never said "Hey dad, did you ever fuck mom up the ass? Or bang her really hard into the headboard?"......that's just TMI. Sure we talked in generalizations about sex, to get the point across and learn what was needed.....but never in detail. That's a boundary that I would never cross nor would they. We are very open, but there are limits.

I so agree... I asked her once why she felt the need to give me details. I was happy that she can come to me with anything, but I don't want to hear about her sex life... That is an I.O. !!!(Information Overload!)

My mother would have a stroke if she knew my daughter could talk that way to me.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Detail, huh? Well.. Let's just put it this way.. It was a one-up-manship, but we kept it mature and professional.. At the end of the summer, his tally was somewhere near fifteen and mine was more like near twenty-five.. But I am not a man-whore - quite the opposite.. The girls that were fortunate enough to experience my charms made sure that I knew they enjoyed the attentions, and as such, that's why I still see twenty of them on a regular basis.. It's not always for sex, though.. Sometimes it is, but mostly it's just lunch or dinner.. I like to keep in touch with my partners, as I believe it's the proper thing to do after being intimate with someone..

Gridiron, you stud you!!

*Studying how far I am from you*

That is a great story. Thank you for sharing!!