I don't want to be a guru.

[CreamyLady]

I've noticed that I'm creeping towards Guruhood, and I'm not a guru. I don't want to be a guru. I don't want to lead; don't want to follow; don't think the title fits at ALL.

I want to be a Dissenting Freethinker. Can that be arranged?

 

[Havocman]

LOL

You know Creamy...*thinking back to the 4th of July*...you'll always be one of my favorite traitors *wink*

Havoc

 

[Endlessly]

Hmmmm.. My only advice is to make those next 500 posts fast so you can choose your own title. In the meantime.. Lead everyone by saying we should allow you to follow.. uh, yeah, that's it..

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Well, CL, if it makes ya feel any better, there seem to be a LOT of other gurus on the board. I kind of imagine you guys as the council of Jedis, sitting around and saying wise but cryptic things to each other in bizarre syntax.

But don't feel unworthy. Even Jade is a guru now.

 

[Lasher]

*WHEW*

seem to be a LOT of other gurus on the board. I kind of imagine you guys as the council of Jedis, sitting around and saying wise but cryptic things to each other in bizarre syntax.

Thank GOD I'm not a part of that group anymore......

 

[Naked Hunny]

hmmm??

Why wouldnt you want to be a guru.. it basically just means you have something to say.. important or meanial at least it made it out in the open to help other people form opinions. being a guru is a good thing. well at least i think .. someone help me i dont like this virgin thing i feel 16 again.. i didnt like myself when i was 16 ugh

kisses licks and nibbles

 

[Lasher]

Ummm....

I used to be a Guru... But I've since transcended, LOL.

 

[April]

CL, just change your name and start over!

 

[Lovely Latina]

What does it all mean anymore?

I was thinking (yes, it's true) that maybe next to everyone's guru title that there should be some sort of adjective or phrase to make the title a little more personal and meaningful, ya know?

Like Deborah's title might be something like "Gun-loving Bitch Guru" or "I'll Rip Ya A New One Guru" or "Prophet Guruah" (hehehe...I wike dat one!) *shrug* LOL.

And Jade's would have to be "80's Crusty-banged Aqua Net Guru" LOL...Just kiddin' Jade!

But I know how you feel, Creamy. I don't quite look forward to becoming a guruhead either anymore. What's the big flippin' deal anymore?

It's all so sad.

So very sad.

 

[CreamyLady]

Thanks, everyone. I feel much better. I even know what I'll call myself should I get to Lasher's exalted status.

What a great morning. Great people, vicious crossword puzzles, affection from the cat . . . it does get better than this, but only with sex.

 

[Weird Harold]

CL, I think my signature line says it all for me.

 

[CreamyLady]

Harold, I don't think I could top that, not even on my best day.

 

[Beebeeblue]

Re: LOL

You know Creamy...*thinking back to the 4th of July*...you'll always be one of my favorite traitors *wink*

Havoc

Havoc, good to see you back around.

**{{{{{{{BIG BBB HUGS}}}}}}**

And hey, Im just striving to reach 300. Been here forever too. Im so pathetic....

 

[Jade]

but you will be so CUTE as a guru!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Gurus do it with whipped cream!

all the best Miss Creamy ..

i have sent you a guru gift today by courier of a case of calorie-free whipped cream ..

yea when the fed ex guy came to pick it up from me .. he asked me what the hell you could possibly do with a whole case of calorie-free whipped cream .. i just looked up at him and smiled innocently ...

"She enjoys them on her eclairs", I replied!

Enjoy Guru!

luv and hugs, isabella xx

 

[RonG]

Little Bunny FooFoo was known as a guru

In hinduism, a guru does not lead large groups. They are more of a personal trainer of a religious sort, leading one person at a time on down the road.

You fulfill that role at Lit - gently bopping each one of us on the head until we get it right and shining the metaphysical flashlight onto our paths.

What I can't figure out is how we registered during the same time frame and I am hitting 100 posts on this one (sure beats a dryer sheet dissertation) and you have surpassed 500. That job of mine clearly has to go!

Congrats!

 

[CreamyLady]

Thank you, Jade. I wonder if this means that I can wear a giant turban festooned with beads, like Carnac . . .

Ms. Thorne, how in the heck can there be calorie free whipped cream? Real whipped cream with no calories? You must be a more powerful witch than myself, and I thank you.

And I know just where to start using it, if you used UPS to ship . . . you should just SEE the guy on our route!

Ron, you have a busy life and work. I'm out of school right now, and getting into trouble. Once I'm back to the grind, I'll be back to posting about once a day.

Thank you everyone. I'm feeling much better about it.

Sam Adams for everyone . . .

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Because the Queen Said So

ah ha ... but i work full time, Miss Creamy, and have registered on the lit bb a full month after William .. and clearly i am ahead of the race towards guru status ... soooooooooooo this is for william bendix ...

and i forgot to tell you dear .. it is calorie free whipped cream because the queen declared it so .. it is than "in" i have with our PM through the governor general ...

and the other reason it is calorie-free is because this is cyber world ...

did i say it was the fed ex guy .. my mistake hon .. his tag said UPS ... all the way ... and oooooooooooooo those shorts, honey ... mmmmm mmmmmmmm

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I really don't understand the post system here or what you earn, but why don't you want it?

 

[RonG]

Life of Riley, my foot

William Bendix is not amused. Then again, William Bendix ain't a whole lot of things these days. The Hairy Ape is pushing up daisies, alas.

I do post at a tortoise's pace, however. I think Laurel's herps will reach guru status faster than I will. Maybe I am spending too much time listening to Doug and The Slugs, Canada's greatest contribution to music! Too Bad . . .

 

[CreamyLady]

Actually, Ron, I liked your dryer sheet dissertation. It was very interesting, and occupied my brain between crosswords.

 

[RonG]

The great question about dryer sheets is not why they work but if I am putting wax on my clothes, how come they don't look duller? Answer, OPTICAL BRIGHTENERS! Yes, those amazing little chemicals that convince you that something is brighter than it really is.

I hear George Bush has ordered 20 metric tons of the stuff in an attempt to look brighter himself. So far, it ain't workin'.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Baby .. So sad baby

... ah its true ... Doug Bennett (of Doug and the Slugs) resembles William Bendix .. yes a modern day William Bendix if you will ...

 

[RonG]

Makin' it work

Does Doug Bennett still drive the van for the Helping Hand Mobile Sex Service? Truly one of the highlights of my MTV screwed up youth.

 

[Skibum]

CreamyLady, you've always been a guru to me!