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I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

...because you can't fucking read ( my profile )
...because as well as not being able to read, you write a shit PM
 
You have no class.

Here's a thought: Use this (fake) *cough cough* situation as a study guide.

How NOT to approach a lady.
Add her, email her, etc...
Him "Hello"
Her "Do I know you?"
Radio silence - 20 mins later
Him "No, I just added you."
Her "We have no one in common...."
Him "That's ok, I don't mind wink emoticon"
Her "....."
Him "so what's your name pretty?"
Her "Err, you add ppl without even looking @ their name?"
Him "Sometimes."
Her - what she is thinking- (Great a creeper...)
Her " >.> joy."
Him "Are you still marred, where do you live?"
Her "That would none of your business. I think my BF needs to kick your ass!
Seriously, you're just gonna roll up on some random chick with your back-woods, white-boy, piss poor grammar, mack and just expect her to fall into your scrawny ass arms? For real now.... You must be drunk Or high, or both.... How about you tell me where you live, and your kids' school name?"
"That would be fucking creepy as, yo. Right? ..."

Him no response. total silence.

"Yes see that is what I'm saying. You need to buy some class. Toodles."
"-_- "
Him "You mad at me?"
She then goes to the person's pg, UID etc and blocks your dumb ass.
Don't go jumping into the pond unless you know the area a little.
This is a prime example of how NOT to get a chick to talk to you. Take notes, read it several times. Practice in the mirror.... DO BETTER!
 
Along the "you have no class" idea/post, I love it when, if I do chance to reply to some lame pm, and I ask "who are you?" and they reply "just some guy" or "what does it matter?"

And this, ladies, is why you should never reply to lame pms.
 
Cicca_Jai said:
You have no class.

Here's a thought: Use this (fake) *cough cough* situation as a study guide.

How NOT to approach a lady.
Add her, email her, etc...
Him "Hello"
Her "Do I know you?"
Radio silence - 20 mins later
Him "No, I just added you."
Her "We have no one in common...."
Him "That's ok, I don't mind wink emoticon"
Her "....."
Him "so what's your name pretty?"
Her "Err, you add ppl without even looking @ their name?"
Him "Sometimes."
Her - what she is thinking- (Great a creeper...)
Her " >.> joy."
Him "Are you still marred, where do you live?"
Her "That would none of your business. I think my BF needs to kick your ass!
Seriously, you're just gonna roll up on some random chick with your back-woods, white-boy, piss poor grammar, mack and just expect her to fall into your scrawny ass arms? For real now.... You must be drunk Or high, or both.... How about you tell me where you live, and your kids' school name?"
"That would be fucking creepy as, yo. Right? ..."

Him no response. total silence.

"Yes see that is what I'm saying. You need to buy some class. Toodles."
"-_- "
Him "You mad at me?"
She then goes to the person's pg, UID etc and blocks your dumb ass.
Don't go jumping into the pond unless you know the area a little.
This is a prime example of how NOT to get a chick to talk to you. Take notes, read it several times. Practice in the mirror.... DO BETTER!
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You should start a "how NOT to approach a gal" thread...

As for me...

I didn't reply because

a.PM1 - I have no interest in being on the receiving end of any stranger's cum...
b.PM2 - you weren't even remotely interesting or made an effort..
c. PM3 - half-baked PMs with typos don't "make me wet" especially not when they come from people I do not even know...
 
I intended to be respectful. If you didn't get it, I don't think I deserved the passive-aggressive reaction. So it just wasn't worth responding to.
 
Sexy_Me0508 said:
You should start a "how NOT to approach a gal" thread...

As for me...

I didn't reply because

a.PM1 - I have no interest in being on the receiving end of any stranger's cum...
b.PM2 - you weren't even remotely interesting or made an effort..
c. PM3 - half-baked PMs with typos don't "make me wet" especially not when they come from people I do not even know...
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Ok you are the second person to ask me to do so...

Let's do it ladies. :)
 
alexnicole said:
Because this makes no sense whatsoever:

alexnicole For example squirrel rabbit possum skunk " Thump " " Thump " does a female's vagina lips " wiggle " when she crush something with her car tires ?

What the hell is this guy smoking?!
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The freak sent me the same thing. WTF?
 
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