I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

[Misshotndeep]

You sent it to the wrong person. Come on I want to see what they sent you back!!!!
Don't hold out on me now.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

They don't have to quote Shakespeare.

That would indicate lack of originality

How a man introduces himself reflects his personality, education, sense of humour, manners...simple, thought out and heart felt works!

Sometimes we can't find the right words so we'll get them from someone else.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Because the conversation went like this:

You: I love watching and listening to women masterbate, really turns me on.. Had a girl who i'd watch and she wanted me to stroke my cock and cum over her naked body... Wow getting hard remembering her....

Me: Wow, that's a sure-fire way to make me hot...tell me you're hard thinking about another girl...

You: Of course, she moaned so sweetly *edited*
My cock is hard going to have to do something very soon

Me: I was being sarcastic.

You: Missed that totally ... Doh!!!

 

[MaryanneB]

I always answer PMs even if it's to say FUCK OFF....

 

[beachbabydoll36]

I didn't answer your pm because the title read"You know what you need?".....yeah not you telling me I need your cum down my throatSeriously??

 

[greyjim]

......

 

[Spins]

Wow. Just wow.

Nobody should answer PMs!

 

[MichaelinChina]

IDAYPM because I am extremely happily married now to the most delicious woman.

 

[Sexy_Me0508]

because not interested...

 

[Kristinaplays]

Because your first contact with just weird. It was just absurd even for this place.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You asked me to respond with answers to questions before even chatting with me once in any thread.

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Because your first contact with just weird. It was just absurd even for this place.

You asked me to respond with answers to questions before even chatting with me once in any thread.

If they have a blank profile, that's a double-whammy in both cases. On a postive note, I just figured out how to double/multi quote.

 

[RickTango]

Because you didn't send it

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Because your first contact with just weird. It was just absurd even for this place.

You asked me to respond with answers to questions before even chatting with me once in any thread.

If they have a blank profile, that's a double-whammy in both cases. On a postive note, I just figured out how to double/multi quote.

I'll see your double quote, and raise you one....

 

[LizVegas79]

You asked me to respond with answers to questions before even chatting with me once in any thread.

Top Ten Reason FOR SURE!!!

 

[NextDoorSecret]

Because you signed your post Daddy, which I find creepy not sexy. You might know this if it wasn't your first PM to me.

 

[Amanda_d6969]

Because you use your butt or something that resembles a penis, only smaller, as your avatar.

 

[PaulieJay]

Because I think you're a catfisher or you look far from legal...... either way Im not into that

 

[MeganNicole]

Because you use your butt or something that resembles a penis, only smaller, as your avatar.

This made me giggle.

 

[base10]

Because you signed your post Daddy, which I find creepy not sexy. You might know this if it wasn't your first PM to me.

Always curious about this, makes zero sense to me.

 

[iamincognito45]

Because you come across like a total bitch...

 

[PaulieJay]

Because you come across like a total bitch...

Aww you beat me to it, but Im sure this has been posted several times...... cause its so true

 

[Misshotndeep]

Because you come across like a total bitch...

But I AM a total bitch! Oh wait that wasn't me?... Damn!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

...because you disappointed me

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

But I AM a total bitch! Oh wait that wasn't me?... Damn!

Not everything is about you, Tumbleweed.

Because you were too busy tearing me apart and telling me why I wasn't worth your time because I'm not perfect.