I didn't answer your p.m. because.....

There're about a dozen reasons, but off the top of my head, I didn't answer your PM because:

1~ Empty Profile. (( Or a profile that lets me know that it's a bad idea for me to get involved.....not necessarily anything personal, could simply be a mismatch. It happens. ))

2~ Either no posts, or posts that let me know that we're not gonna get along.

3~ Obvious Form-letter Greeting/Inquiry.

4~ RUDE.

5~ Creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy..... T_____T ;.; :(

6~ Person literally trying to insist that I should talk with them when I've already politely told them that I'm not interested in 20 year-olds, Wtf (( See also: other forms of entitled and/or immature behavior ))
[ Btw, 6a~ You're too young for me ]

7~ I THOUGHT I answered you, but it was actually one of those situations where I got caught up in some sudden real life crap in the middle of formulating my response....and so, I come back to the computer thinking that I already sent it....sorry. ^^;

8~ Instructions unclear to a former somewhat-semi-feral type....social cue not taken, error, GOTO line 10, RUN C://manners/apologies.exe

9~ Clicked on your message and then realized that I'm about to pass out for need of sleep. Will probably get back to you the next time that I'm on. :)
 
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Because there is nothing remotely interesting about you, I'm afraid.
 
IDAYPMB..

  • I'm new here and overwhelmed and haven't figured out how to manage my pms
  • If I did feel more in control, idaypm because it wasn't original
  • or it didn't turn me on
  • if it did turn me on, idaypmb my inbox got maxed out
  • if all of the above excuses fell through idaypmb, and this is most likely, I am logged into a video game visually Skype chatting with someone already
  • and if i wanted to, even though weeks have gone by, I still want to respond to you, you just might get a late response out of the blue after you've long forgotten me

But please don't stop sending them! I promise to be better at responding now. :) I make myself cum thinking of your dirty whispers.
 
Because the agreement between my husband and me is that since I'm bisexual and I told him I want some women companions, I can message confidentially without having to disclose details and get as friendly or naughty as I want... with women. A few very interesting guys have messaged me but since our arrangement is based on trust, that's why I didn't answer your pm. Otherwise I'm all yours.
 
I tried to answer your PM but a version of myself from the future came back in time just to stop the exchange. Apparently our love child would have ended the Earth. And I know, I know, we're both guys. The future is wild.
 
Because the really-really weird message about rabbits and bunnies and such proves you're a special kind of stupid.
 
because no, I actually *don't* wanna hear about how you incorporated your dog into your fucking sesh that one time
 
Because it's pretty obvious the blood wasn't flowing to your brain when you typed your message to me.
 
Calling me both cutie and sweetie in your message without using my actual name gives me the impression you're sending that same message to every active girl here.
 
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