I challenge you...

[ABSTRUSE]

A while back a few of us did a challenge that turned out to be quite fun, so I've come up with another one based on a thread conversation yesterday.

So here it is:

Death of a Thumb.

A lot of people say they can't write humor, so here is your challenge. A humorous story based on Salvor's Dead thumb AV.

It can be an accidental death, suicide or even a murder mystery!!!

anything goes....no less than 500 words....and it must be humorous.
All characters will be based on anyone who is in the challenge or gives permission to be a character in the story.

So if you want in, just say so here.

Start thinking of a cause of death, a setting, the plot and ....KILL THAT THUMB!

Abs.

 

[cloudy]

I'm in.

Use me as a character, too, if y'all want.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

YAY!!!

 

[cloudy]

YAY!!!

Well, being a character in the unit-tit stories last year wasn't too painful.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Well, being a character in the unit-tit stories last year wasn't too painful.

No, you got to do erotic sand paintings.

 

[cloudy]

No, you got to do erotic sand paintings.

and talk about the mysterious fuckifiknow.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and talk about the mysterious fuckifiknow.

And a surprise ending!!!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

well as its my thumb I have to be in, and please use me, and my thumb!

It's the left thumb in case anyone really cares. I have to keep the right one for bass notes when I play guitar.

 

[Honey123]

Where do we send the story?

 

[Guest]

ok... im in but it might be a couple days before im able to set anything to words...i see drama...i see...romance...i see....adventure!

 

[Honey123]

ok... im in but it might be a couple days before im able to set anything to words...i see drama...i see...romance...i see....adventure!

Really? and all I see is thumbs....

 

[Guest]

Really? and all I see is thumbs....

my thought processes are very strange and a wee bit scary at times.

 

[Honey123]

my thought processes are very strange and a wee bit scary at times.

Which makes us love you more and more each day!

 

[Guest]

Which makes us love you more and more each day!

*blush*

no

really

i did.

 

[sophia jane]

I'd do it but I'm incapable of being funny.

 

[cloudy]

I'd do it but I'm incapable of being funny.

With a cast of characters like us, how can it not be funny?

 

[sophia jane]

With a cast of characters like us, how can it not be funny?

I'll just laugh at all of yours.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay, I'm back from the doctor, I'll live another 6 months.

Now:

We can do the stories as a submission, I think that's what we did last time. We need a cut off date, any suggestions? I'm thinking Jan 31st.

 

[Honey123]

Okay, I'm back from the doctor, I'll live another 6 months.

Now:

We can do the stories as a submission, I think that's what we did last time. We need a cut off date, any suggestions? I'm thinking Jan 31st.

R u trying to blow my brain out?

SJ, you are funny, hon...and with a thumb...how can you lose?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

R u trying to blow my brain out?

SJ, you are funny, hon...and with a thumb...how can you lose?

Not enough time?

 

[cloudy]

Okay, I'm back from the doctor, I'll live another 6 months.

Now:

We can do the stories as a submission, I think that's what we did last time. We need a cut off date, any suggestions? I'm thinking Jan 31st.

Works for me, with plenty of time, considering the holidays and all. Not that I need it, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Works for me, with plenty of time, considering the holidays and all. Not that I need it, though.

If everyone else is good with it I am, we can do extensions if needed.

For added inspiration:
Thumb movies
this is the guy that did Kung pow, he does thumb movies too!!!

 

[Honey123]

If everyone else is good with it I am, we can do extensions if needed.

For added inspiration:
Thumb movies
this is the guy that did Kung pow, he does thumb movies too!!!

If you have the DVD, there's one on there....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you have the DVD, there's one on there....

Really?!!

 

[Honey123]

Really?!!

R u serious? You didn't know??