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I cannot confirm or deny that the older you get, the better you are at estimating the time required to microwave something.

I cannot confirm of deny that the “Popcorn” setting is my microwave standard measurement for food preparation:

Scrambled egg: 3/4 popcorn.

Popcorn: 1 popcorn.

Frozen tamale: 1 1/2 popcorns.

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I cannot confirm or deny that I've been in competition with a best friend for over 20 years...
 
I cannot confirm of deny that the “Popcorn” setting is my microwave standard measurement for food preparation:

Scrambled egg: 3/4 popcorn.

Popcorn: 1 popcorn.

Frozen tamale: 1 1/2 popcorns.

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I cannot confirm or deny that I want milk and cookies right now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the only two satisfying ways to eat popcorn is like a horse or like a lizard.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the internet was a more peaceful place when you needed a certain IQ to grasp how to connect to it.
 
I can not confirm or deny that if I was a judge, I'd always be naked underneath the robe. Testify!
 
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