I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that the fortune in this fortune cookie is as useless as all the other fortunes I've ever had. I will irrationally choose to keep eating the cookies though, regardless.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I left the crop on the bed this afternoon and my husband gave me quite the smile when he was changing after work.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm ok with lying here dry sipping coffee instead of being enveloped in wetness. πŸ’¦
 
I cannot confirm or deny that aserejΓ© ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de gΓΌididΓ­pi.

I cannot confirm or deny Gole ruso lenofe ero cetan dogecen cacih! El galimatΓ­as es fuerte en esa mujere :rolleyes:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my husband is going to love his birthday present I got him this year

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the "employees must wash hands before returning to work" signs in bathrooms are probably more to reassure the customers than to remind the employees
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you fart when people hug you, they'll think they are super strong.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm really a grumpy, old cat lady.
 
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