I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that I had a Cadbury egg for breakfast this morning
 
I cannot confirm or deny that watching two deaf people arguing in sign language is like watching a Naruto fight scene
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I stop by every day looking for someone.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my ceiling has almost certainly never been touched by my penis.
 
I cannot confirm or deny the best portmanteau I’ve seen recently was ‘Matrimonium’
 
I cannot confirm or deny that i'll make you take your pants off for a headache.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am the type that goes for the volume of orgasms in a woman...
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I am starting a new Search and Seduce service for horny couples that want to add some spice to their marriage :D
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have multiple windows open on my computer and I'm probably using more bandwidth atm than anyone on my block.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that we are slowly reaching a point in time where we will be asking store clerks, “Do you accept cash?”
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my PM box is empty today. I also cannot confirm or deny that it has me completely like, "WTF? Stop being so damn shy!"
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the fridge smells like a methane bomb since someone (not me) went on a sauerkraut kick.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that when asked my opinion of Red China I replied it looks good on a white table cloth.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that one of the worst feelings is taking a sip of a drink that’s supposed to be chunk-less...and feeling a chunk of something
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I'm watching the Phillies home opener in my office
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Beachgirl22 either owns the Philadelphia Phillies, or the stadium where they play, or both. ; ):)
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may have broken the “Three Things You Don't Know About Me...Rebooted...Again!!” thread and am destined to be the pathetic last poster.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I may have broken the “Three Things You Don't Know About Me...Rebooted...Again!!” thread and am destined to be the pathetic last poster.

I cannot confirm or deny that I changed that situation so you won't feel badly anymore....
 
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