I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that Big Red freshness lasts right through it.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that it was great that the first person they tested penicillin on was not allergic to penicillin
 
I cannot confirm or deny that if you had poop on your arm and you wiped it with some toilet paper, you probably wouldn’t think it’s clean.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that my house smells kinda porky right now.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the rules for picking a urinal are the same rules for picking a treadmill at the gym.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that tonight we're going out to misbehave :devil::)

L:rose:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that people have a problem with my username
 
I cannot confirm or deny that people were busy here while I was away.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I've been doing more experiments in the kitchen than in the bedroom.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I have very few close friends that are either conservatives or right wing.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeee.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that you can stand me up at the gates of hell,
but I won't back down
 
I cannot confirm or deny that that was quite satisfying to read.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that aliens don't visit us for the same reason we don't visit Chimpanzees
 
I cannot confirm nor deny that MnBreastLuver just farted.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I’ve fantasized about a threesome with my fiancé and his roommate.
 
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