I cannot confirm or deny that...

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that goats have little hooves

I cannot confirm or deny that someone has a hoof fixation.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that hooves do not have toes

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny if our butt cheeks were separated horizontally they would clap every time we’re running.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that hooves do not have toes

I cannot confirm or deny that the existence of Ungulates, based on that affirmation.

 

[LavenderSands]

I cannot confirm or deny if our butt cheeks were separated horizontally they would clap every time we’re running.

I cannot confirm or deny that the above gave me a mental picture that made me laugh and scare my cat

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I thought I might've killed this thread.

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that big girls don't cry.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that the above gave me a mental picture that made me laugh and scare my cat

I cannot confirm or deny that I find that hilarious

 

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny if that was necessary.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that hamsters are like cigarettes, they’re completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire.

 

[RossieOregon]

I cannot confirm or deny that I once tried to brush my dog's teeth with an electric toothbrush and was unsuccessful.

 

[DarkSimian]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am the missing Lindburgh baby

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that it would be hilarious if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer met another undercover cop posing as a drug buyer.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I cannot confirm or deny that the cards don't ever lie.

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that it's in his kiss.

 

[LinusRules]

A good dad will only eat the roasted potatoes out of the bowl that are unevenly cooked and not crispy.

A bad dad will not discriminate and just eat the whole bowl.

I can neither confirm or deny that I'm a bad dad.

 

[LadyJS]

I cannot confirm or deny that I'll quit Lit once I hit 7,000 posts.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that your pets watch you go to the bathroom because you watch them go to the bathroom.

 

[MrPractical]

I cannot confirm or deny that my cat is shy during her potty time

 

[Gamine67]

I cannot confirm or deny I have something in common with you know who.

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that my boobs can tell when it's raining.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am off to bed.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I cannot confirm or deny that when a fridge smells like something died inside of it, it’s actually a sign something is living in there.

 

[Just_Jen]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am in the Witness Protection Program.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I cannot confirm or deny that I am in the Witness Protection Program.

I cannot confirm or deny that you look familiar.