I cannot confirm or deny that...

I cannot confirm or deny that this “Spring Forward” thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that this “Spring Forward” thing would be a lot more popular if we moved the clocks ahead at 2PM on Monday.

You need to be in charge of that part of existence in the ‘civilized’ world.

I cannot confirm or deny that I am reeeaaallly looking forward to the latter part of this week. Really.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I really, really want to call off from work tomorrow.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I think I saw a lady today walking down the street holding a red glass dildo.:eek:
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I should be out running errands instead of hanging out on Lit.
 
I cannot confirm or deny there are books with anagrams containing my name.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that the first time a stripper jumped out of a cake must have been the most epic bachelor party ever.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I will be in bed early tonight and will actually be sleeping
 
I cannot confirm or deny that clothes that are not dirty enough to go to the laundry but not quite clean for the closet go to the chair
 
I cannot confirm or deny that I love to wear pink even though poppy red is the best color for my skin tone.
 
I cannot confirm or deny that snow is like sex, anything under 4" is disappointing and anything over 12” just ends up hurting you..
 
I cannot confirm or deny I am reading Future Home Of The Living God
by Louise Erdrich.
 
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