I Am Your Genie: Answer the Question, Make a Wish, and Watch it Go Wrong!

[BlackFlame112000]

Grant the previous person wish with a twist

Make a wish (and get ready for it to go horribly wrong)

The next person will grant your wish and post a new question.

 

[BlackFlame112000]

I'll start

I wish to never get sick again

 

[BDA73]

I'll start

I wish to never get sick again

Never getting sick again because you're dead.

I wish my wife would allow my work wife to join us in bed....

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wish granted - you died

I wish for enough money to buy a lot of land and build two houses on it.

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Wish granted :
You now have all the money for the land and houses, but the land is cursed, and the houses are always mysteriously sinking into the ground. Enjoy the quicksand!

I wish for complete control over all technology without any ad-blocks and payment requirements

 

[BDA73]

Unbeknownst to you the technology built itself a robot with a 20 inch "arm" and I looking straight at you saying "no payment required"

I wish a buxom blonde would arrive at the house

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Granted: A buxom blonde arrives.....she's your new landlord, and rent just doubled.

I wish for infinite wisdom

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted; you now have intricate understanding of your every flaw

I wish I had self-control

 

[Carson19820]

Granted. Whoops! I thought you said "Elf Control".

I wish I knew Kung Fu.

 

[fakingadulthood]

Granted. Whoops! I thought you said "Elf Control".

I wish I knew Kung Fu.

Congratulations! You now have an encyclopedic knowledge of the TV Series Kung Fu with David Carradine!

I wish I didn’t overthink everything

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted! You now only overthink 99.9% of things

I wish I could grant wishes to good people

 

[CuyValDar]

Granded, you can grant wishes to no one, for all have sinned and fallen short.

I wish that my wish doesn't get twisted and comes out EXACTLY how I want it to.

 

[Jw75766]

Wish retracted as if it never happened.

I wish I could make a woman orgasm just by looking at her.

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Wish retracted as if it never happened.

I wish I could make a woman orgasm just by looking at her.

Granted,
Every time it works, a small, invisible choir follows you around singing “Congratulations!” for 36 hours~

I wish I instantly understand every book I read, no matter the language or subject~

 

[Jw75766]

You understand every book you read but can only explain it to others in a language no one else can comprehend.

I wish I could find anything of value just by thinking about it.

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

Granted, you find it, but they get stolen 4 minutes after

I wish I could undo any mistake I made~

 

[CuyValDar]

Granted, making a wish from a twisted genie was a mistake, so time has been reversed and you never found the lamp in the first place.

I wish I received the same powers as my favorite anime isekai character.

 

[Jw75766]

Your favorite character has now become a simple rock. You are now stationary for the rest of your existence.

I wish that the genie wouldn't twist all our wishes around into some twisted game meant to torment our souls.

 

[EMPTYSTAR]

I wish I received the same powers as my favorite anime isekai character.

(Who's the character, I wanna know lol)~

I wish that the genie wouldn't twist all our wishes around into some twisted game meant to torment our souls.

Granted, now u have to file paperwork for 2 centuries before your wish is granted by celestial bureaucracy~

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted, the genie now only twists them for its own amusement, not to torment

I wish that I didn’t need coffee in the morning

 

[CuyValDar]

Granted, now you need a cup of Ghost Pepper juice to wake up.

I wish I had the same powers as the main characters in two anime I like.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted; you’re now also at war with yourself

I wish I could be irresistible to who I want

 

[CuyValDar]

Granted, you now can't stand to be anywhere near anyone that finds you irresistible

I wish I was in the right place, at the right time, every time.

 

[Abeona1]

Granted you are now in the right place at the right time......may there be peace


I wish I was having the most amazing sex

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted; you had the most amazing sex but it was so amazing, you’re left with no memory of it

I wish I always knew the right thing to say on the spot