I am the Taliban of Literotica

[Problem Child]

If you do not have a kitty av, we beat you and make you wear blue bag over body, and only peek out through mesh. No education for you except kitty school!



GET KITTY NOW, INFIDEL! KITTY JIHAAAAAAAD! JIHAD!



oh fuck...B-52 strike, get down!

 

[Never]

You're a much better Queen of Smut and Cum than I was. I'm turning this site over to you Pc, er Laurel.

 

[Problem Child]

Neve...er, Laurel...er...Never?

As the Queen of smut and cum, I thank you, and I say that you are a much better lesbian than I. I turn over sexy-girl, or the lesbian of your choice to you.

 

[Laurel]

Oh my.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I will not submit

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

 

[Mensa]

My hero is now Cat Stevens!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're all pussy-whipped.

 

[crystalhunting]

If you do not have a kitty av, we beat you and make you wear blue bag over body, and only peek out through mesh. No education for you except kitty school!



GET KITTY NOW, INFIDEL! KITTY JIHAAAAAAAD! JIHAD!



oh fuck...B-52 strike, get down!

I'm the exception to this rule...

Being the cock rock that I am and posting sooooooo many kittie pics



CH

 

[Problem Child]

Dixon

As the Queen of smut and cum, and also ruler of the Literotica Taliban, I'm awe-inspired by your avatar. You are exempted from my oppressive, stone-age decrees.

The rest of you without kitties will be beaten severely.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

PC

The rest of you without kitties will be beaten severely.

Ahhh Eat me then beat me, Then of course.... make me write bad cheques

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Most appropriate.

(Or is that "appropriated"?)

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Dixon

The rest of you without kitties will be beaten

And this is bad, because???

 

[Problem Child]

INFIDEL!

You edited my post! The penalty for this is a severe fucking followed by the swallowing of the holy ejaculate. Prepare to be disciplined....

 

[Svedish_Chef]

The penalty for this is a severe fucking followed by the swallowing of the holy ejaculate. Prepare to be disciplined....

Bout fucking time...

What happened to that three feet barrier...

Oh I spose if you want to swallow you can be layed out on the floor

 

[Calamity Jane]

INFIDEL!

You edited my post! The penalty for this is a severe fucking followed by the swallowing of the holy ejaculate. Prepare to be disciplined....

oh, i'm prepared... are you?

 

[Never]

As a lesbian who isn't interested in wrestling I was interested in your cute and prominently displayed pussy. However, I'm now confused as to how the Queen of Smut and Cum could have holy ejaculate.

 

[Problem Child]

As the Queen of smut and cum, and not a lesbain, I believe it all hinges on alter egos, and multiple personalities. But you can imagine me as a squirter if it helps.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

However, I'm now confused as to how the Queen of Smut and Cum could have holy ejaculate.

She's begging for it... cant you tell?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Is this one acceptable?

 

[Mensa]

All hail, LadyDarkFire

Is this one acceptable?

We will subjugate this Board one pussy at a time!

 

[LadyDarkFire]

That's James, my baby. all 23 pounds of him

 

[crystalhunting]

Tulee Cat here commands that you all Obey!!!!





CH