I am a Maestro with 38 years in this lifestyle

[Stella_Omega]

I know, LC, I feel bad about it. I was thinking... maybe baking him a cake?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I was wondering what classic music had to do with BDSM, besides both requiring some talent and natural aptitude as well as skill.

 

[lovecraft68]

I was wondering what classic music had to do with BDSM, besides both requiring some talent and natural aptitude as well as skill.

Well a conductor is pretty good at swinging that pointy little stick around...

 

[lovecraft68]

The man came in claiming to be the honey badger of Doms. If he can't handle some blowback, then he's in the wrong place.

True, typical maestro can top, but can't bottom.

 

[lovecraft68]

I know, LC, I feel bad about it. I was thinking... maybe baking him a cake?

Nah, he's gone.

You could bake me one, you know, if you'd like.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Well a conductor is pretty good at swinging that pointy little stick around...

Kind of makes you wonder about Bach, Beethoven, Mozart.....lol.

 

[lovecraft68]

Kind of makes you wonder about Bach, Beethoven, Mozart.....lol.

New meaning to "roll over, Beethoven..."

 

[Stella_Omega]

New meaning to "roll over, Beethoven..."

hmm.Plotbunny?

Last time I tried to bake a cake...Well. Least said, really.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

hmm.Plotbunny?

Last time I tried to bake a cake...Well. Least said, really.

LOL.....that goes in my GIANT VAULT OF UNUSED PLOT BUNNIES, right next to the IRS agent getting punished by an irate taxpayer and the married couple who were supposed to divorce but never did because of the wife's falling for the husband.

 

[Stella_Omega]

LOL.....that goes in my GIANT VAULT OF UNUSED PLOT BUNNIES, right next to the IRS agent getting punished by an irate taxpayer and the married couple who were supposed to divorce but never did because of the wife's falling for the husband.

You always were a romantic...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You always were a romantic...

Shhh....don't tell anyone. I have a reputation for being jaded.

 

[SirJeffAk]

Are we ordering cakes now? Put me down for a lemon cake with lemon frosting!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'm especially fond of German Chocolate......delicioso.

 

[SirJeffAk]

by the way, Alaska is a great place Severus!!!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

by the way, Alaska is a great place Severus!!!

So, I hear. I grew up in West Virginia, another great place, if you leave out the crappy economy.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I would really love a coffee cake please
And hey, I'd love a Babysham

 

[Ahlam]

I'm an angel so Angel Food Cake is my food.

Being fucked by a maestro would be fun if I could leer at the trombonists and be serenaded at the same time. Mussorgsky's "Night on Bald Mountain" would be super duper! Or maybe Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries."

 

[IrisAlthea]

Mmm, cake!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I am Sam!
Sam I am!

*fume*

That Sam-I-am,
That Sam-I-am,
I do not like that Sam-I-am!

 

[midwestyankee]

I am Jake
I like cake.
Who will bake
For this guy Jake?

 

[IrisAlthea]

I see a red door and I want it painted black.

 

[Kalamain]

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss.

 

[midwestyankee]

This thread suffers from an identity crisis.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

 

[IrisAlthea]

This thread suffers from an identity crisis.

I am in a state of flux. (said the thread)