I am a Maestro with 38 years in this lifestyle

[CrimsonDrake]

I think I will take the time to see what people are saying about the lifestyle I have come to love so dearly

 

[KoPilot]

Equal parts fun, healthy, stupid, and fucking ridiculous.

 

[MeekMe]

I think I will take the time to see what people are saying about the lifestyle I have come to love so dearly

I'm so confused.

Is there a question? Is this an introduction? Is this a personal ad?

If it's an intro, welcome. We also have a sticky for introductions.

If it's a personal ad, that goes here.

If you have something you'd like to discuss, we like to participate. We just need to know what we're discussing. (Sorry, not trying to speak for everyone by using "we") f^_^;

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm a tomfooler with over 50 years of experience. I once caught a grape in my mouth that was dropped from the top of a ten story building. I wonder what's happening in the tomfoolery lifestyle.

 

[LadyVer]

Interesting thread.

 

[lovecraft68]

I have a BS in BS and have been practicing it my entire life.

I am also the dommliest dom that ever dommed, I know its true because I said it.

Or that could be me putting my degree to use....

 

[LadyVer]

I have a BS in BS and have been practicing it my entire life.

I am also the dommliest dom that ever dommed, I know its true because I said it.

Or that could be me putting my degree to use....

Hey, LC! You are definitely the dommliest.

 

[gypsy*seer]

Ahhh! Guys, you're killing me!!!!


Where, oh where is Deeege??

(Is this the part where you say his name three times and he appears, sort of?)

 

[Malich]

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to Die!

 

[box13]

I think I will take the time to see what people are saying about the lifestyle I have come to love so dearly

I for one, heartily welcome the magnificent and most true guidance, not to mention benevolent leadership, of our new lifestyle maestro...

 

[kiwi_submissive]

I am an 18 year old virgin who has no limits *nods*

 

[lovecraft68]

I am an 18 year old virgin who has no limits *nods*

Is your name Anastasia?

If it is....I will pay you a lot of money to pretend I know how to dom you and despite your virginity you will suck cock like Jenna Jameson first time out.

Maybe...we could write a book about it! call is.....51 levels of bullshit

 

[lovecraft68]

Hey, LC! You are definitely the dommliest.

Of course I am! Thank you for you for setting these others straight!

check your paypal account, money should be there by now

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

I am a level 2 BS detector with additional Jedi powers.
Occasionally sparks erupt from my nipples, it's a little annoying as I keep burning my bras. I don't want to burn my bras, they cost a fecking fortune, and I am no way in league with the 1970's feminist movement.

I inhabit the lifestyle on a quantum level.
My midichlorians are all raging sadists with a penchant for latex.

Enslave all bankers!

 

[ace195008]

Sweetdaisymae , love your sense of humor ....love it

 

[Netzach]

I am an irascible cunt on the cusp of middle age who has been mildly involved to completely overloaded on a daily basis with SM and who has been listening to this foolishness for 17 years.

 

[Keroin]

I'm Batman.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo goo joob

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm getting old.

Last night I came up with a quip that I decided was too mean for my own comfort, so I didn't post it.

Tonight I can't remember what it was.

 

[graceanne]

I am a cookie monster with 36 years of eating cookies (and 18 of enjoying cookies). And I seriously approve of this thread. LOL

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I'm getting old.

Last night I came up with a quip that I decided was too mean for my own comfort, so I didn't post it.

Tonight I can't remember what it was.

Are you sure old is the problem?
Because I would personally blame this on a glass of wine. Or two. Or three

 

[Malich]

Today I am not who I was yesterday. Today I am Groot.

Tomorrow I plan to be a small, off duty, Czechaslovakian traffic warden!

At all times I am geek.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend but really I'm not actually your friend but I am.

 

[rida]

I'm not 18. Nor a virgin. Nor a little sweet oriental sub.
Recently I'm not really here. Nor there. Nor anywhere.
But welcome to this corner of Lit!

 

[Malich]

I built a little birdhouse in my soul... not sure why.