I act gay for my job

[Nerdy_Harold]

I am a licensed massage therapist. I get referrals from chiropractors and other clients. I have found that acting gay with female clients makes them feel more comfortable. I and a tall skinny guy with a metrosexual look so it is easy to pull off. With male clients I act heterosexual.

Some patients I treat at the Chiropractic Center and some I treat at their homes. I find husbands are less intrusive on home visits if they think the dude massaging his wife is gay.

The best thing about my job is I set my own hours and I make good money though it can be very fatiguing physically and mentally. I worked cruise ships and resorts when I first got licensed. Funny how many straight guys wanted a handjob or women who tried to turn me straight.

 

[Panoply]

I am a licensed massage therapist. I get referrals from chiropractors and other clients. I have found that acting gay with female clients makes them feel more comfortable. I and a tall skinny guy with a metrosexual look so it is easy to pull off. With male clients I act heterosexual.

Some patients I treat at the Chiropractic Center and some I treat at their homes. I find husbands are less intrusive on home visits if they think the dude massaging his wife is gay.

The best thing about my job is I set my own hours and I make good money though it can be very fatiguing physically and mentally. I worked cruise ships and resorts when I first got licensed. Funny how many straight guys wanted a handjob or women who tried to turn me straight.

I want to buy a massage table. Where should I look? And you probably are gay.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

I want to buy a massage table. Where should I look? And you probably are gay.

Ebay or Amazon. I am try-sexual.

 

[Panoply]

Ebay or Amazon. I am try-sexual.

Un-gay men don't go around acting gay. Most likely you are gay or lying about the whole thing.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Un-gay men don't go around acting gay. Most likely you are gay or lying about the whole thing.

You must be old. Young people acting gay is very chic these days. It is generally referred to as metrosexual.

 

[Panoply]

You must be old. Young people acting gay is very chic these days. It is generally referred to as metrosexual.

I can see in a line of work where you give handjobs to dudes you might think that.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

I can see in a line of work where you give handjobs to dudes you might think that.

I was sent a PM that you are a troll alt and to ignore you. Consider yourself ignored.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

why did ya start the thread?

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

why did ya start the thread?

Conversation.
Boredom.

 

[Panoply]

I was sent a PM that you are a troll alt and to ignore you. Consider yourself ignored.

Not a troll. I just don't buy your story. You say you act gay. Then you say you are gay. What's it going to be?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Not a troll. I just don't buy your story. You say you act gay. Then you say you are gay. What's it going to be?

Trysexual seems to be the new code word for bisexual. I think he is saying he is masculine bisexual who acts effeminate at times for his job to put certain costumers at ease. Some jealous insecure men would not like their woman getting a rub down from a straight guy. He never said he was gay. He is also correct about young people acting gay. Go to a dance club and watch. Seems like a lot of women like the effeminate metro-sexual guy.

 

[Panoply]

Trysexual seems to be the new code word for bisexual. I think he is saying he is masculine bisexual who acts effeminate at times for his job to put certain costumers at ease. Some jealous insecure men would not like their woman getting a rub down from a straight guy. He never said he was gay. He is also correct about young people acting gay. Go to a dance club and watch. Seems like a lot of women like the effeminate metro-sexual guy.

Sort of a deceptive business practice. Honesty must not be a requirement to be licensed.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Sort of a deceptive business practice. Honesty must not be a requirement to be licensed.

Maybe, maybe not. (shrug) But I don't think so. They are paying for a massage and if they are receiving it I don't see the harm. Footlocker salespeople dressed as referees. The fact that they weren't did not make it a deceptive business practice. I could go on and on.

 

[Panoply]

Maybe, maybe not. (shrug) But I don't think so. They are paying for a massage and if they are receiving it I don't see the harm. Footlocker salespeople dressed as referees. The fact that they weren't did not make it a deceptive business practice. I could go on and on.

You're equating buying a pair of shoes to a handjob? Maybe I am getting old. Being gay does not give a man license to be a mamographer.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You're equating buying a pair of shoes to a handjob? Maybe I am getting old. Being gay does not give a man license to be a mamographer.

He did not say he gave a handjob

 

[Panoply]

He did not say he gave a handjob

He also did not say that he didn't. Handjob was mentioned. He said a lot of things that don't add up.

I'm just making conversation.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

He did not say he gave a handjob

I am glad I put him on ignore because he is a bit daft.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I am glad I put him on ignore because he is a bit daft.

LOL Be nice. His other incarnations were smarter than this. He may be overly tired.

 

[firenzi]

How much for a hand job?

 

[Panoply]

I am glad I put him on ignore because he is a bit daft.

You might as well answer the question because now everyone is dying to know if you've ever given a handjob during a massage.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I actually found the OP kind of interesting. What percentage of massages result in a sexual advance from the client, regardless of gender?

 

[Panoply]

How much for a hand job?

I do mine for free.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

He also did not say that he didn't. Handjob was mentioned. He said a lot of things that don't add up.

I'm just making conversation.

Funny I understood him. You are making to many assumptions. You seem to be antagonistic which you generally don't do and that is my job.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

LOL Be nice. His other incarnations were smarter than this. He may be overly tired.

No, they weren't.

 

[Panoply]

Funny I understood him. You are making to many assumptions. You seem to be antagonistic which you generally don't do and that is my job.

Huh? For wanting a conversation, he's not being very forth coming.