DesertPirate
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I think i need to study more. 
5 out of 10
5 out of 10
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I think i need to study more.
5 out of 10
I knew you'd show up. Thank you. Sad we can't tell the difference at our age.
DesertPirate
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I knew you'd show up. Thank you. Sad we can't tell the difference at our age.
I think I need new glasses
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I think i need to study more.
5 out of 10
I knew you'd show up. Thank you. Sad we can't tell the difference at our age.
I'm pretty sure you guys would do fine in a "real world" setting. It's just the lofty world of the intrawebz that throws you.I think I need new glasses
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Here it is again, I bumped it up so you don't have to look for it.Boobies or Butt Quiz
Try it, not as easy as it looks.
I did get 8 of 10 right.
http://www.curlydavid.com/quiz1.html#
Always there to help out.
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Hi Good Witch: I'd like to try it in Braille. Probably do better. Welcome back to the thread. I'm doing much better since you showed me how to do a few things.
Thank you
DG
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For The Golfer
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
DG Hear
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Girls at different ages
What is the difference between girls aged: 8,18,28,38,48,58,68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
What is the difference between girls aged: 8,18,28,38,48,58,68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
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An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sexual intercourse?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "infrequently, now was that one word or two?"
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sexual intercourse?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and asked, "infrequently, now was that one word or two?"
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http://www.bebooksonline.co.uk/girls_and_boys/default.htm
This is worth viewing for the accents alone! ^^^
This is worth viewing for the accents alone! ^^^
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Here it is again, I bumped it up so you don't have to look for it.
Always there to help out.
Did better than what I thought I would, 9/10
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My New Investment Plan
Thought you would all find this valuable.
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.....
Thought you would all find this valuable.
If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.....
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Bar acronyms
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Tony, and I am a S-N-A-G"
Another guy says, "What's that ?"
Tony says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a D-I-N-K."
A girl at the bar asks, "What's that ?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A woman says, "That's nice. My name is Shirley, and I am a W-I-F-E."
Tony says, "A W-I-F-E ? What's a W-I-F-E ?"
She says, "Oh you know, that means, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Tony, and I am a S-N-A-G"
Another guy says, "What's that ?"
Tony says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a D-I-N-K."
A girl at the bar asks, "What's that ?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A woman says, "That's nice. My name is Shirley, and I am a W-I-F-E."
Tony says, "A W-I-F-E ? What's a W-I-F-E ?"
She says, "Oh you know, that means, "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
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POLICE QUALIFICATIONS
A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
The Inspector says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must
pass before I can recruit you.'
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues 'Take this
gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Democratic delegates and a rabbit.'
The man asks 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the inspector. 'When can you start?'
A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
The Inspector says 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must
pass before I can recruit you.'
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues 'Take this
gun, go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Democratic delegates and a rabbit.'
The man asks 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the inspector. 'When can you start?'
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NEW DOG BREEDS!
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz - Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Great Pyreness + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peeka$$o, an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the dog chosen by research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound A$$et Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by . . . . oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh! NEVER MIND. . .
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz - Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Great Pyreness + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peeka$$o, an abstract dog.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the dog chosen by research scientists.
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound A$$et Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by . . . . oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh! NEVER MIND. . .
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.
"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!"
"No way!"
"Where?"
"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Eve answered.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"DID so!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit." God replied.
"Forbidden fruit? We got Forbidden Fruit? Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!"
"No way!"
"Where?"
"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the 'First Parent' asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
"I dunno," Eve answered.
"She started it!" Adam said.
"Did not!"
"DID so!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own...thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed.
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You Might Be a REDNECK PILOT IF:
Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
You've thought about just taxing around the airport drinking beer.
You use a Purina feed sack for a wind sock.
You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
You think GPS stands for : Going Perfectly Straight.
You refer to flying in formation as "We got us a convoy".
You have an orange airplane with a Union Jack on the side.
You've got a gun rack hanging on the passenger window.
You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling together.
Your preflight includes removing all the clover, grass, and wheat from the landing gear.
You siphon gas out of your tractor to put in your plane.
You've never really actually landed at an airport, although you've been flying for years.
There are parts on your airplane labeled "John Deere".
There's exhaust residue on the right side of your aircraft and tobacco stains on the left.
You have to buzz the strip to chase off all the sheep.
You've landed on the main street of your town for a cup of coffee.
You've won the "Bob Wire" award at a spot landing contest.
You have fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass.
The spittoon is wedge between the rudder pedal.
Just before impact, you're heard saying: "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
You've thought about just taxing around the airport drinking beer.
You use a Purina feed sack for a wind sock.
You constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
You think GPS stands for : Going Perfectly Straight.
You refer to flying in formation as "We got us a convoy".
You have an orange airplane with a Union Jack on the side.
You've got a gun rack hanging on the passenger window.
You have more than one roll of duct tape holding your cowling together.
Your preflight includes removing all the clover, grass, and wheat from the landing gear.
You siphon gas out of your tractor to put in your plane.
You've never really actually landed at an airport, although you've been flying for years.
There are parts on your airplane labeled "John Deere".
There's exhaust residue on the right side of your aircraft and tobacco stains on the left.
You have to buzz the strip to chase off all the sheep.
You've landed on the main street of your town for a cup of coffee.
You've won the "Bob Wire" award at a spot landing contest.
You have fuzzy dice hanging from the magnetic compass.
The spittoon is wedge between the rudder pedal.
Just before impact, you're heard saying: "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
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A Senior Moment
The phone rings in the newspaper office.
An elderly woman is on the line demanding to know why her sunday paper hasn't arrived.
The clerk tells her it's saturday. The sunday paper will be delivered tomorrow, on sunday.
There's a long pause, then the woman mutters, "Well, shit, so that's why no one was at church."
The phone rings in the newspaper office.
An elderly woman is on the line demanding to know why her sunday paper hasn't arrived.
The clerk tells her it's saturday. The sunday paper will be delivered tomorrow, on sunday.
There's a long pause, then the woman mutters, "Well, shit, so that's why no one was at church."
TE999
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A blonde runs into her next door neighbors house screaming "Sally, I'm pregnant, and it's going to be twins."
"How exciting, Tiffany. I'm so happy for you. But how do you know it's twins, you're newly pregnant."
"Oh that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and bought a home pregnancy test kit in a twin pack. Both tests came out positive."
"How exciting, Tiffany. I'm so happy for you. But how do you know it's twins, you're newly pregnant."
"Oh that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and bought a home pregnancy test kit in a twin pack. Both tests came out positive."
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You can tell a women sent me this.
For all those men who say: Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
MEN ARE LIKE....
1. Men are like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like. Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like. Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
For all those men who say: Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?
Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
MEN ARE LIKE....
1. Men are like Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas … The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather … Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like. Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like. Mascara … They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots… All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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The Hillbilly's first woman
A young hillbilly boy goes up to his father and says, "Paw, can I have me a woman?"
The father looks him over and says, "No, yer still too young, go practice on a tree."
A year goes by and the boy approaches his father with the same request. "Paw, Can I have me a woman now?"
Again, the father shakes his head. "Yer still too young, go practice on a tree."
Another year goes buy, and again the same request. "Paw, now can I have me a woman?"
This time, the father smiles and nods. "I do believe yer growed enough. Go git yourself cleaned up, cuz we is goin to town!"
At the local whore house, the father talks to the madame and explains the situation. With a smile, she says to the boy, "You go up those stairs right there and go into the first door on your left. The woman in there will take good care of you." Upon hearing this, the boy runs up the stairs as fast as he can.
A few moments later, the father and the madame hear gut wrenching screams coming from the room. Instantly, the two of them run up the stairs. When they burst into the room, they see the boy trying to poke a broom handle into the woman's pussy.
"Boy, what the fuck do you think yer doin?" the father screams.
Calmly, the boy looks at him and says, "Checkin fer squirrls."
A young hillbilly boy goes up to his father and says, "Paw, can I have me a woman?"
The father looks him over and says, "No, yer still too young, go practice on a tree."
A year goes by and the boy approaches his father with the same request. "Paw, Can I have me a woman now?"
Again, the father shakes his head. "Yer still too young, go practice on a tree."
Another year goes buy, and again the same request. "Paw, now can I have me a woman?"
This time, the father smiles and nods. "I do believe yer growed enough. Go git yourself cleaned up, cuz we is goin to town!"
At the local whore house, the father talks to the madame and explains the situation. With a smile, she says to the boy, "You go up those stairs right there and go into the first door on your left. The woman in there will take good care of you." Upon hearing this, the boy runs up the stairs as fast as he can.
A few moments later, the father and the madame hear gut wrenching screams coming from the room. Instantly, the two of them run up the stairs. When they burst into the room, they see the boy trying to poke a broom handle into the woman's pussy.
"Boy, what the fuck do you think yer doin?" the father screams.
Calmly, the boy looks at him and says, "Checkin fer squirrls."
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What's in a name?
A young Native American brave asks the tribal chief "Chief, how you name people in tribe?
The chief replies, "I call them first thing me see when me come out of Teepee in morning. If I see fawn drinking water, I call them "Drinking Fawn", if I see eagle fly overhead, I call them Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, "Two Dogs Fucking?"
Wrong answer.
"They are named by what is happening at the time of conception. Hence the my daughter was named Beautiful Sunset, and my first son was called Swift Lightning."
" Why am I called Broken Rubber?"
A young Native American brave asks the tribal chief "Chief, how you name people in tribe?
The chief replies, "I call them first thing me see when me come out of Teepee in morning. If I see fawn drinking water, I call them "Drinking Fawn", if I see eagle fly overhead, I call them Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, "Two Dogs Fucking?"
Wrong answer.
"They are named by what is happening at the time of conception. Hence the my daughter was named Beautiful Sunset, and my first son was called Swift Lightning."
" Why am I called Broken Rubber?"
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MAN KILLED BY DRUNKEN HORSE
MOSCOW, October 14 (RIA Novosti) - Traffic police tested a horse for being over the alcohol limit after it went out of control and killed an elderly man in the southwestern Romanian county of Gorj, the Ananova news agency said on Tuesday.
Police made the unusual request after an 86-year-old-man died from injuries sustained when he was hit by a cart, which was being pulled by a horse that "looked out of control."
Ion Iliuta, head of the local veterinary authority, said: "We never had such a request before. Maybe to see what kind of blood it is, yes, but to find out if the animal was drunk, never."
The blood test came back positive.
The 56-year-old owner said he was returning home after having bought the horse earlier at a fair.
Police believe the horse was given alcohol to make it appear stronger and healthier.
MOSCOW, October 14 (RIA Novosti) - Traffic police tested a horse for being over the alcohol limit after it went out of control and killed an elderly man in the southwestern Romanian county of Gorj, the Ananova news agency said on Tuesday.
Police made the unusual request after an 86-year-old-man died from injuries sustained when he was hit by a cart, which was being pulled by a horse that "looked out of control."
Ion Iliuta, head of the local veterinary authority, said: "We never had such a request before. Maybe to see what kind of blood it is, yes, but to find out if the animal was drunk, never."
The blood test came back positive.
The 56-year-old owner said he was returning home after having bought the horse earlier at a fair.
Police believe the horse was given alcohol to make it appear stronger and healthier.
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