Non-Standard Cursing

[OddLove]

A really popular *one in the late 90s and early 2000s was Fudgepacker. I remember a teacher's assistant pulling my aside at recess and asking me why I was 'gay bashing' someone, and when I started denying it she explained in the most uncomfortable and awkward way possible about how Fudgepacker was a rude way of referring to anal sex, but she couldn't say anal sex, so it took her like five minutes of walking around egg shells till I finally got it, then I apologized.

 

[Voboy]

A really popular *one in the late 90s and early 2000s was Fudgepacker. I remember a teacher's assistant pulling my aside at recess and asking me why I was 'gay bashing' someone, and when I started denying it she explained in the most uncomfortable and awkward way possible about how Fudgepacker was a rude way of referring to anal sex, but she couldn't say anal sex, so it took her like five minutes of walking around egg shells till I finally got it, then I apologized.

That vignette would make a great detail in a story.

"Twatwaffle" is my current favorite. I use it at work. The short form is, of course, "twaffle."

 

[MrPixel]

A favorite in my family was "Blast that fladderapp!"

One of my wife's favorite general cuss-outs is "Shit piss fuck dookie!" She attributes it to a boss from long ago (one she still keeps up with!). I've used it in a couple of my stories.

 

[NuclearFairy]

One of my wife's favorite general cuss-outs is "Shit piss fuck dookie!" She attributes it to a boss from long ago (one she still keeps up with!). I've used it in a couple of my stories.

I've heard, "Shit, piss! Fuck doodle..." before. That's a new one though.

 

[TheRedChamber]

A really popular *one in the late 90s and early 2000s was Fudgepacker. I remember a teacher's assistant pulling my aside at recess and asking me why I was 'gay bashing' someone, and when I started denying it she explained in the most uncomfortable and awkward way possible about how Fudgepacker was a rude way of referring to anal sex, but she couldn't say anal sex, so it took her like five minutes of walking around egg shells till I finally got it, then I apologized.

It's one of those insults that is particularly unpleasant both in intent and in mental imagary, isn't it?

And also, a la South Park, not helpful for those whose factory job is to put that particular confectionary into boxes...

 

[ADirtyPerv]

That vignette would make a great detail in a story.

"Twatwaffle" is my current favorite. I use it at work. The short form is, of course, "twaffle."

I use twat a lot, twatwaffle more rarely. Never used twaffle.

A WIP uses Twatwaffle Supreme, and "Gormless Shitlizard" a few paragraphs later.

 

[GrushaVashnadze]

 

[StillStunned]

One that I've been saving up for the right moment - dealing with the kind of middle-aged man that hangs around girls 20 years younger - is "Hey, Viagra-breath!"

 

[VallesMarineris]

I invented some obscenities based on ancient Greek slang for my entry to last year's Geek Pride challenge:

https://literotica.com/s/the-princess-of-atlantis

The vulgar terms included:

delphys (literally womb, but used more generally)

psole (penis)

pyge (butt)

sathon (penis, but really obscene)

and so on. The story earned the coveted Red H, so I guess readers were cool with the concepts.

 

[BellaBestia]

I also occasionally say, "Craptastic"

I use craptacular in a resigned sigh whenever something goes fantastically wrong or off the rails

 

[NuclearFairy]

I use craptacular in a resigned sigh whenever something goes fantastically wrong or off the rails

That's a good one too.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Primordia's B'sod remains one of my personal favorites. Also Mass Effect's bosh'tet.

Spanish curse words are more colorful. "Verga" is one heck of a word that's been turned from a noun to a verb, an adjective, and even an adverb by the people on the Venezuelan far east. When I heard someone from Maracaibo speak, it's like I needed a list of how much the word changed it's meaning.

Don't get me started on how on the Caribbean the word "coño" is more colorful than in Spain.

 

[stickygirl]

I use craptacular in a resigned sigh whenever something goes fantastically wrong or off the rails

Or clusterfuck? Have we done that one already?

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Or clusterfuck? Have we done that one already?

"Craptacular clusterfuck" looks great on paper, but it doesn't flow that well, and it makes me sad.

 

[NuclearFairy]

"Craptacular clusterfuck" looks great on paper, but it doesn't flow that well, and it makes me sad.

You could try saying it in different accents, see if there's one it flows better in.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

You could try saying it in different accents, see if there's one it flows better in.

Oh wow. The Dracula accent worked.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Oh wow. The Dracula accent worked.

I'm visualising Count von Count saying it...

Oh, arsebiscuits, is one of my go-tos.

The TV drama Line of Duty brought 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey' into the the public eye, so I've riffed on that occasionally: "Jesus and Mary fucking Joseph and the poor wee donkey", for example.

 

[stickygirl]

Oh wow. The Dracula accent worked.

Clusterfluck clap... tac.. u... lah

 

[MillieDynamite]

son of a sea-cook!