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Damn, that was some explosion.
DG
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
Top Ten Country Western Songs.
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is....
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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Thanks Harold, I knew it was there somewhere.
As far as the songs go, I didn't even know they were real. Someone sent them to me and it made me laugh. So, I posted them.
The person who created that list probably just made up the titles; that one was just very close to an actual song.
OJ: If you play a country song backwards, you get your truck back, your dog back, and your wife back.