How To Use Mr. Dick (wherein the author breaks her own rules)

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

This is Mr. Dick:

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-pip-1647.jpg

I have no additional suggestions on how to use it but I know I want one. More than one. A dozen. Enough for a couple of HUGE ice cube trays.

 

[rgraham666]

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-pip-1647.jpg

I have no additional suggestions on how to use it but I know I want one. More than one. A dozen. Enough for a couple of HUGE ice cube trays.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Why am I not surprised?

I can't imagine.

http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/7.gif

 

[Guest]

Sarahh, they are $5.95 each. Scroll to the fourth item on this page.

Thank you, jammies.

They're beautiful. (At $5.95 I don't think I'll get a dozen, though. Perhaps two.)

 

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[Alessia Brio]

I do believe you should transcribe some of that recipe book. *nods*

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

Mr. Dick would come in handy around Aurora Black's ice palace for the making of ice dildos. A bit of food coloring in the water before freezing can lead to multicolored party favors for the Ice Ball(s).

Great! I've grown tired of filling condoms with water to make those things. Mr. Dick is a real timesaver.

 

[Alessia Brio]

It just won't be the same without you & Jett, though.

I promise to *gigglesnort* from here.

AAMOF, I *gigglesnorted* in my sleep last night. Woke myself up, even! Must've been dreaming about Mr. Dick, huh?

 

[Aurora Black]

Must've been dreaming about Mr. Dick, huh?

Mr. Dick is dreamy... *contented sigh*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

OhMissScarlett may wish to pack a clean Mr. Dick with butter and then refrigerate it until the butter is solid. Once solidified and un-molded, either she or her lab partner, Logophile, can test the melting rate of butter.

*snort* Dammit, where was Mr. Dick when we were doing the initial research?

LMAO, heelarious thread, thank you, Jammies.

 

[MissBri]

 

[CopyCarver]

This is Mr. Dick: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-pip-1647.jpg

If anyone else has any thoughts on how to put Mr. Dick to his best use, please post them here.

If the other applications crap out, Mr. Dick could always be used to give huge inferiority complexes to male friends.

 

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[cheerful_deviant]

I regret to inform you, my anxious audience, that Mr. Dick did not perform well on his first tryout here at the Casa de Jammies. Once frozen, Mr. Dick would not release the ice, despite a warm water bath and gentle squeezing. I eventually had to resort to a combination of peeling, twisting and pounding.

I hope he has Blue Cross.

 

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[Huckleman2000]

I regret to inform you, my anxious audience, that Mr. Dick did not perform well on his first tryout here at the Casa de Jammies. Once frozen, Mr. Dick would not release the ice, despite a warm water bath and gentle squeezing. I eventually had to resort to a combination of peeling, twisting and pounding.

This is distressing information. In general form, I'm not too indistinct from Mr. Dick. Photos are hard to interpret, especially without widely understood size references. I wonder if a spritz of PAM down the shaft before the freeze might have given up the Rod easier?

 

[CopyCarver]

I regret to inform you, my anxious audience, that Mr. Dick did not perform well on his first tryout here at the Casa de Jammies. Once frozen, Mr. Dick would not release the ice, despite a warm water bath and gentle squeezing. I eventually had to resort to a combination of peeling, twisting and pounding.

There's a storyline hiding somewhere in there. Maybe the Sock Sisters could warm Mr. Dick?

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Just like real life really. You stick him in the freezer until he goes hard but then he's no damn use til he thaws - then he's gone soft again.

Mr Dick sure is realistic.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

Just like real life really. You stick him in the freezer until he goes hard but then he's no damn use til he thaws - then he's gone soft again.

Mr Dick sure is realistic.

Brilliant.

 

[rgraham666]

That's one of the advantages of being a man rather than a dick.

I have other tools to hand when I'm soft.

 

[Guest]

That's one of the advantages of being a man rather than a dick.

I have other tools to hand when I'm soft.

Lucky woman, then.