How To Use Mr. Dick (wherein the author breaks her own rules)

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Miss Mallie recently sent me a BOX. The BOX was full of presenty goodness, such as a NotAFrog for the puppymonsters, Isabel IsAFrog for me, gourmet charcoal biscuits to keep Puppymonster the Younger from enveloping me in green clouds, and books. The most amusing of these books is entitled, "X-Rated Shots: More than 50 Shots We Dare You To Say Out Loud."

Not only do I dare to say them, I dare to add to the names.

A representative sample, complete with what I feel is the only possible appropriate addition to each recipe:

Sex on the Beach (with Mr. Dick)
Death By Sex (with Mr. Dick)
G-Spot (with Mr. Dick)
Aggressive Blowjob (with Mr. Dick)
Warm Blonde (with Mr. Dick)

and my favorite:

The Pink Panty (with Mr. Dick).

I expect,when I am privy to the hospitality of Chez Jammies, there will be special drinks on the patio with special ice cubes

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

Sex on the beach is yummmy -very refreshing.

 

[impressive]

Then the next BOX will have to include a patio.

BWAH!

(Mal -- go for drinks in the comfy plant-filled porch/room!)

 

[Guest]

BWAH!

(Mal -- go for drinks in the comfy plant-filled porch/room!)

Patio = outdoor exposed area with no A/C for sitting and drinking adult beverages

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

And what Imp is talking about is an indoor windowed area with no A/C for sitting and drinking adult beverages.

no A/C = same as sitting outside sweating, even IF you think no bugs are getting in = outdoors

 

[impressive]

no A/C = same as sitting outside sweating, even IF you think no bugs are getting in = outdoors

Ah, but we're talking OHIO, not FLORIDOOM.

 

[Guest]

Ah, but we're talking OHIO, not FLORIDOOM.

I am a true Floridian, in that my physical comfort is directly and adversely affected by the normal climate of my home state.

I sweat and am eaten by bugs in all 24 of the 50 states I've been in. They love me. I'm popular...and usually allergic one way or another.

 

[Huckleman2000]

I am a true Floridian, in that my physical comfort is directly and adversely affected by the normal climate of my home state.

I sweat and am eaten by bugs in all 24 of the 50 states I've been in. They love me. I'm popular...and usually allergic one way or another.

At the risk of being mauled by the native Seattlites, spend August in Seattle sometime. New houses here count window screens as an upgrade! And almost no one has AC.

 

[artisticbiguy]

oh but it is hot and muggy tonight in the great wilds of Floridoom

 

[Guest]

At the risk of being mauled by the native Seattlites, spend August in Seattle sometime. New houses here count window screens as an upgrade! And almost no one has AC.

heeehee. I spent a week in AUgust in Maine one year. It was almost 82. The natives were all wilted and buying window units, complaining in exhausted tones about the humidity. I looked and looked, but I couldn't find a drop of humidity. That was on Monday. By thursday we'd fired up the woodburning stove and I'd bought flannel lined jeans from LL Bean because it was 40 degrees and I was a little chilly....

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

Imp, if you'll come back when I lure Mallie & ABG up here, I will give you Fiery Kisses (with Mr. Dick).

Ooooo ... enticements (x4)!

 

[Guest]

Ooooo ... enticements (x4)!

I believe Imp can be induced Or envoked or something.

 

[Guest]

I believe Imp can be induced Or envoked or something.

Molested?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

SSSarahh, for you, Casa de Jammies would serve a Heavenly Body (with Mr. Dick).

Mmmmm.

I'm so there.



(How far do I need to drive?)

 

[artisticbiguy]

SSSarahh, for you, Casa de Jammies would serve a Heavenly Body (with Mr. Dick).

If I work out hard enough before hand, maybe I can be the server of that Heavenly Body

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Coupla days, I think, depending on which side of Kansas you're on. Can I get you to stop in KC and kidnap a friend of mine?

I'm on the east side of Kansas, babe - about 75 miles from KC.

Who do you want me to kidnap?

 

[Guest]

If I work out hard enough before hand, maybe I can be the server of that Heavenly Body

Wow.

I am humbled.

(And on my way to the gym right now - not pleased with my butt.)

 

[Alessia Brio]

Molested?

*volunteers*

 

[Guest]