How to spot an Asshole...

[Nightbird]

I can totally relate to this one. I've got a co-worker just like that.

A co-worker that has been on vacation for the last three weeks returns to work tomorrow. He's domineering, egotystical, loud, and I've found many of his other personality traits to be offensive in a variety of other ways. He does have his more "human" moments, but for the most part he is an Asshole.

Someone, please, give me the knowledge needed to hide his body where it'll never be found ...

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Last night, among the other things I was doing to get an art contest thread on the road, I posted a thread in all but three or four of the other forums on this site in an effort to get the artists the widest possible voting spectrum. Apparently there are some serious kill-joys ("kill-joys" momentarily substituting "Assholes") with entirely too much power running around in here because well over half of those threads were deleted before I returned home this evening.

Whomever it was that hit the delete button on all those threads defines "Asshole."



*stomps away mumbling, "ya try to do somethin' nice..."*

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I can totally relate to this one. I've got a co-worker just like that.

BTW ... that co-worker was fired just after he came back from an extended vacation.

 

[Nightbird]

Ok now I'm jealous... Cuz there doesn't seem to be any sign of my co-worker getting fired.

BTW ... that co-worker was fired just after he came back from an extended vacation.

 

[Nightbird]

This thread is somehow therapeutic..

Today I have so many assholes in my life I can't even start.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

This thread is somehow therapeutic..

Today I have so many assholes in my life I can't even start.

By all means, start.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I just look in the mirror. lol.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Its been a while, but I've found a true Asshole of the day ... month ... year ...

Some Asshole has been posting white power/white supremacy threads all over this website. The person(s) who are doing this are clearly lacking in education and possess superiority only in the level of their own personal ignorance, which, by the way, they insist on flaunting as often as possible in forums where no one even begins to think about giving a shit about the crap they're spewing.

So really, there must be someone out there who knows how to find the Asshole(s) who have insisted on polluting our otherwise awesome forums??? I don't want to hurt'em or anything. I just want to hack into whatever bank their money is sitting in and donate all to a charitable organization for minority children.

That'll be a good use of Asshole money!!!

 

[Nightbird]

Two words Halo.. Ignore Button..

I've been lucky enough not to have seen any of this assholes posted crap.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Two words Halo.. Ignore Button..

I've been lucky enough not to have seen any of this assholes posted crap.

The ignore button won't work. Laurel and Manu keep deleting these people and their threads, but they keep coming back under new alts and reposting. They've actually got a pretty clever system down, but they're still phenominal Assholes.

 

[Nightbird]

Too bad they can't track the ISP.. Ah well there are always going to be assholes which is why I like this thread so much.

The ignore buttom won't work. Laurel and Manu keep deleting these people and their threads, but they keep coming back under new alts and reposting. They've actually got a pretty clever system down, but they're still phenominal Assholes.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

They say that confession is good for the soul. Who the fuck are "they?"

So, there's this thread: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=413883
In this thread a particular person posted something that seemed, to say the least, crass, pompous, snooty, brat-ish, etc. Prior to saying what she did, she made another comment that seemed well-thought, though maybe missing some details that I thought I could provide. So I did. What the fuck was I thinking?

After I provided what I thought were the details that would help her understand better what we are doing there, she came back with a retort.

To make a long story short, tempers apparently flared. Words were exchanged. Far too many words were exchanged. In the end I had to give up. Sensical, linear conversation was apparently not an option. Had it ever been?

So, I'm here. Regardless of what anyone may think or feel about either side of that conversation, if anyone has bothered to check it out, I'm here feeling like I was the Asshole in that thread. As a matter of fact, I sincerely believe it.

There. Now that that's off my chest I'm going to bed. Good evening everyone.

 

[wyckdwench]

Just for clarification following comment is unrelated to previous post

Assholes, and I have known several in my life, are the ones pontificating, not speaking, about things loudly that they know very little about. However they spend time trying to convince us in their loudest voice that they do.

 

[johnph22]

My bride says she knows someone is an asshole if their name is John.

I wonder why she says that???

 

[Nightbird]

The person I work with who if you ever dare to disagree with on any subject just yells at you until you give in.

 

[Rebel Rose]

An asshole wears a reallly bad toupe.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

O-Brother! I wish I coulda been the one facing this guy ...

Today my wife is on her way home. Where we live there's a bicycle path that runs along a main street that we always have to turn off of on the way home. That bicycle path is wide enough for an eighteen-wheeler to park in and still have plenty of room for the 350lb truck driver to exit the vehicle without fear of being ran over.

At this one intersection where we turn off, nearly everyone uses that bike lane to get out of traffic and make there right-hand turns because its extremely rare that there's ever a cyclist in the bike lane. Even the local sheriffs have seen people using that lane for this purpose and they let it go because there's so much traffic and so few bikes.

Today my wife went to use that lane to make her turn and this punk on his crotch-rocket quickly cuts her off, stops quickly and almost causes my wife to rear-end him. Then he turned on his turn signal to turn right.

But that's just the beginning ...

He then motions my wife to come up beside him, she does, then he lifts his visor and proceeds to read her the riot act about using that lane to make her turn. He explains that the lane is for bikes and he's tired of people using it for their turn lane. He also says that he has almost been hit by people pulling that exact same stuff previous to her and that she should "keep an eye out for us bikers."

My wife then reads him the riot act. She informs him that the lane he's referring to as a "bike lane" is a "bike lane" for cyclists, not motorcyclists! Its also commonly used for the purpose that he stopped her doing by many people including cops, AND he would have a harder time getting almost ran over if he would learn to turn his turn-signal PRIOR to making a lane change.

Just as he got ready to retort she told him that she was done with him and she rolled her window back up and continued on. Afterward, not only did he NOT use the lane he was defending as his own to make his turn, but he also sped into the neighborhood opposite where my wife was going while there were children playing in the street and on the sidewalks.

I thought she went pretty easy on him.

While I'm sure there's a crotch-rocket-rider or two who will be reading this, I can honestly say ... good. They should read this.

People who drive cars and trucks are continuously having you scooter-fuck-Assholes pass us at mach 5 on any given road, tear through neighborhoods at any given time of the day or night, ride the lines on the road to squeeze through traffic (yes, I know its legal in some places, but if we have to sit there so should you), ride up on our asses like you're magically supposed to have the right of way, bob-n-weave through traffic causing many people, especially the dumb-asses I've described way earlier in this thread, to get paranoid, over-react and nearly if not surely cause an accident for the rest of us, and I'm sure I'm just touching on the tip of the iceberg here.

Then one of you has the gall to tell my wife what she should and should not be doing on the road?!?!?!!!

Here's what I'd like to see you guys do on the road: WAIT. Slow down. Be courteous to what are ultimately your fellow motorists. Wear helmets less often while wearing only Speedos more often, and then crash as often as possible.

Yeah, that's right. I want you guys to become entertaining instead of just a fucking nuisance. I want to see how far you can skid on the asphalt, in Speedos, before you run out of fucking blood!

Man! There are days when seeing that would start off my day better than a grande mocha frappuccino with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles.

Anyway, crotch-rocket riders are fucking Assholes. That was all I was trying to say.

 

[purrbaby]

He happens to look just like my best friend's brother and have the same name... huh...

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Well, well, well ... Its been such a long time since I've been in this thread.

*looks around and blows the dust off a few things*

Its Christmas Eve and I couldn't think of a better place to vent over a kind of Asshole that I'm currently dealing with. As a matter of fact there's two of them and they're both guilty of the exact same thing.

I'm currently working with a couple of women who model for me. Both of them are involved with men who are doing their best to mentally and emotionally shackle these women and basically, as far as I'm concerned, rape their personalities for all they're worth.

Both men are the insecure-over-bearing-father-figure types, and one of them is compounded by being an "old-fashioned" Catholic as well.

These women, and so many others, deserve so much better than these Assholes of disproportionately massive magnitude.

 

[Nightbird]

Some ASSHOLE put a HUGE dent in the side of my truck!!

They even left the blue paint behind.. If you can't be more careful when you open your door then DON'T PARK THERE YOU ASSHOLE!!!

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Some ASSHOLE put a HUGE dent in the side of my truck!!

They even left the blue paint behind.. If you can't be more careful when you open your door then DON'T PARK THERE YOU ASSHOLE!!!

I think that asshole visited my truck as well ...

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Halo hows it going?

I can't think of any asshole type stuff today.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Hi Halo hows it going?

I can't think of any asshole type stuff today.

Its going relatively good. The Earth wasn't destroyed by a collapsing star or anything, so pretty decent.

I do happen to have an Asshole for today ...

I'm walkin' out of the pet store this evening and I had to pass through one of the Handicap parking spaces right outside the front door of the store.

Now, personally, I've never liked the idea of special parking spots for handicapped people. Especially when they're always bitching about wanting to be treated like everyone else. If they're going to bitch about it then they can park out in BFE like the rest of us. Veterans of wars? Yes. Your average, every day handicapped folk who are bitter because they got the short end of someone else's genetic stick? No. And I'm quite sure I'm an Asshole for having that opinion as well ...

Anyway, I'm walking through this parking space just as an apparent handicapper comes driving up in the USS POS. She proceeds to lay into her horn in an effort to intimidate me into getting out of her way at a more rapid space. So I did what anyone else with any self respect would do: I stopped to re-tie both of my shoes.

Asshole is as Asshole does ...

 

[INeedLove]

Assholes don't respond to PM's.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Tonight, at my son's Karate practice, these two women are clucking about religion and which of their religions is the most correct one. Fucking PU-LEASE!!!

They're discussing this shit while class is in session and there's a veritable plethora of children within earshot.

I came SOOOOOO close to setting a really bad example. But I left those two to their clucking because I wanted them to be the bigger Assholes.