How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[GiggLeGasm]

Keep in mind a lit man comes with an extra 4' of cock that may or may it be useful
(If it exists)

damn. I'm only about 4.5" deep. What the hell am I supposed to do with all that extra cock?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

I'm a man...I can change............ If I have to!

I do consider myself a man, 100% male. But I hope I'm never going to be mature or all grown up!

 

[islandjoe2]

Keep in mind a lit man comes with an extra 4' of cock that may or may it be useful
(If it exists)

4 feet?? Holy crap, he's going to need a backpack or a fannypack in the bedroom to pack that thing around.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

what girl carries 4 feet of fanny?

 

[islandjoe2]

what girl carries 4 feet of fanny?

Apparently the one who is with the Lit-man who has an EXTRA 4'.....maybe a 5 gallon bucket would work better, then you can flip it over and sit on it while you're waiting for him to unpack and get set up.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Apparently the one who is with the Lit-man who has an EXTRA 4'.....maybe a 5 gallon bucket would work better, then you can flip it over and sit on it while you're waiting for him to unpack and get set up.

This is getting very strange.

I thought I just needed beer and cheetos

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

This is getting very strange.

I thought I just needed beer and cheetos

Nope! Beer and titties. Ignore the 4" of cock thing.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Nope! Beer and titties. Ignore the 4" of cock thing.

damnit! always with the naked!
::sigh::
I long for the days when it was enough to hand a man the Sears catalog

 

[just4friends]

Why can't we be done with this assinine measurement system?!! First to leave the monarchy.. Among the first to think of a system based on 10's last in the world to get the F off fractions from Egyptian times.

Apologies to Lit men. I have not seen anyone claim more than 1.5 feet of cock

 

[just4friends]

damnit! always with the naked!
::sigh::
I long for the days when it was enough to hand a man the Sears catalog

Sears catalogs were hot!!
Course I grew up long after they stopped selling tombstones in them
Mmm lingerie models... "Free porn"

 

[default24]

I long for the days when it was enough to hand a man the Sears catalog

Those days aren't gone already are they?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Send him a naked pic. Doesn't have to be of you. They are easy to please really.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Those days aren't gone already are they?

sadly, we have entered an age where people don't fully appreciate the girdle

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Send him a naked pic. Doesn't have to be of you. They are easy to please really.

I agree....please send one to me today....

 

[Suz_anne]

I talked about boogers. That's my seduction style. *struts*

 

[txgent101]

Simple Silly? Question

I may be missing the point. Is the object of the seduction discussed in this thread to be a live date in real life, or mainly just to begin a p.m. conversation? I should think they would be different? Education appreciated!

 

[default24]

sadly, we have entered an age where people don't fully appreciate the girdle

Mmmm, then you can turn to the homewares section and look at griddles. Perfect transition

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I may be missing the point. Is the object of the seduction discussed in this thread to be a live date in real life, or mainly just to begin a p.m. conversation? I should think they would be different? Education appreciated!

I would also think that they would be different

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

damnit! always with the naked!
::sigh::
I long for the days when it was enough to hand a man the Sears catalog

Denny----- I didn't mention naked this time. Altho it helps with the male seduction.Please don't arrive wearing a girdle or carrying a griddle.
We did use the Sears cataloge when I was but a wee lad and we had an out house. Those were the good ole days.
After mommy caught me in the outhouse masturbating she ripped all the ladie's wear photos out of the cataloge.

PS. Altho I am a happily married adult male almost mature I do injoy a bit of seduction by beautiful women of the opposite sex.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Find out before you begin the seduction process whether the man you have your eye on prefers to be chased, or to do the chasing.

 

[SlyderInside]

The worthy ones are all taken, anyway.

The good ones don't always *stay* taken.

 

[ydahecnot]

This is so the opposite of rocket science. How to not seduce a Lit-man is more the point to ponder

 

[SlyderInside]

I talked about boogers. That's my seduction style. *struts*

It's clear that she nose what she's doing.

 

[ydahecnot]

damnit! always with the naked!
::sigh::
I long for the days when it was enough to hand a man the Sears catalog

Speigel was way hotter. Thanks for the panty fetish

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Depending on the man...

Send him a message: 'I want to... ' insert laundry list of nasty, perverted things that you long to do to him with your fingers and tongue and... you get the idea.

Give him a 'use by' date, sit back and see if he bites.