How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[sweetnsourbunny]

Whatever your (or other anatomical parts) desires...

But you've gained a friend... Who happens to enjoy your pics and enjoyable commentary. Not in any order of importance, but...

Heh. Sometimes, my heart and my other parts want different things. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Gaining a friend, however, is something that we can both agree is a good thing! Always a pleasure to speak to you, too!

 

[SassySheDevil]

You know, I have been a Lit poster for many years.... I found the best way, since I know most women get hit on with stupid PMs and pictures, is just talk to the woman and get to know her as a person, not as a sex thing. Besides sometimes the ones with the hottest bodies, just like to play games. Personally, I like making friends and see where it goes.... Just be a normal person. For some reason, some think since this is a sexual site, everyone is so damn horny and will fuck anyone... anytime and that is just stupid...

But then again, those are just my thoughts.

Like this a lot. I get so sick of hearing "This is a sex site, what do you expect?"

don't care what kind of site it is. I have a brain and like to be treated with respect.

 

[sexywriterfla]

Heh. Sometimes, my heart and my other parts want different things. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

Gaining a friend, however, is something that we can both agree is a good thing! Always a pleasure to speak to you, too!

Very aptly put on both counts...and always a good thing, indeed, on obtaining a new friend.

And the pleasure is all mine.

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

Very aptly put on both counts...and always a good thing, indeed, on obtaining a new friend.

And the pleasure is all mine.

I hope not. I'd like some of the pleasure, too, you know!

 

[sexywriterfla]

I hope not. I'd like some of the pleasure, too, you know!

I suppose we've taken over this thread...oh well, enjoy folks!

As for my response to you directly: Any. Fucking. Time. And always!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

As most women know, I like to play, "hard to get."

Women from Lit really can't seduce me until I am on Lit...so most hours of the day, I am immune to their charms....

 

[pfflyerhot]

Why bother?

The worthy ones are all taken, anyway.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I can't be seduced; the instant a woman shows interest in me the romance is dead and I'm out of there.

This is very similar to my experience, except I'm the woman showing interest and all the dude are outa there. Too bad, cause it's really their loss... assholes.
I mean that specifically to real men I have known; not men in general.
The showing interest=dudes ditching happens in all my lives, real and online. It's all real life to me, anyway.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Why keep repeating? The answers were at the beginning.

TITS

FREE BEER

NAKED WOMEN

 

[Penuche]

Like this a lot. I get so sick of hearing "This is a sex site, what do you expect?"

don't care what kind of site it is. I have a brain and like to be treated with respect.

Amen to that!

 

[RoyceConnors]

The worthy ones are all taken, anyway.

and that's why I feel so shitty when I read tings like this. Nobody wants me, have to face facts, I'm not worth bothering with.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Originally Posted by SassySheDevil View Post
Like this a lot. I get so sick of hearing "This is a sex site, what do you expect?"

don't care what kind of site it is. I have a brain and like to be treated with respect.

Amen to that!

Denny======= I agree and try to treat women with respect altho it is a sex site so kinky talk happens.
So to seduce a man here it's best not to answer the door carrying a bible while wearing a tutle neck sweater.
Lots of cleavage and Beer would be a better choice.

 

[MaryanneB]

Half gallon of mineral oil and a rubber sheet.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

and that's why I feel so shitty when I read tings like this. Nobody wants me, have to face facts, I'm not worth bothering with.

Dollie---- Everyone is worth the bother. Don't give up. Most of these threads are just for fun. Too many get serious.

 

[julybaby04]

and that's why I feel so shitty when I read tings like this. Nobody wants me, have to face facts, I'm not worth bothering with.

I know for a fact you are very much worth bothering with.

This place is a hard place, but it is no different than real life. People have connections with some and not others...for whatever reasons.

Friends are the most welcomed form of connection, but I am assuming this is more about a deeper or even sexual connection. Everyone has their own reasons for that attraction, both male and female. It simply cannot be forced.

If attraction/connection is not there, for either person, I am betting a sweet friendship can be.

So many truly wonderful people here....and ALL are special in their own way. This makes this board the amazing place it is.

JB

 

[islandjoe2]

I apologize if I missed it, but I haven't seen anybody define the difference between a "male" and a "man". I think that would be helpful in building a set of guidelines for seduction....

 

[julybaby04]

I apologize if I missed it, but I haven't seen anybody define the difference between a "male" and a "man". I think that would be helpful in building a set of guidelines for seduction....

Well, I did not start this thread, but to me the difference is maturity.

 

[islandjoe2]

Well, I did not start this thread, but to me the difference is maturity.

Hmm, what makes someone mature? I ask because I crack myself up telling myself the best jokes ever, but to some that may be immature....isn't it really subjective?

 

[RoyceConnors]

.....

 

[julybaby04]

Hmm, what makes someone mature? I ask because I crack myself up telling myself the best jokes ever, but to some that may be immature....isn't it really subjective?

Really? ...and here I thought I was the funniest person I know...

Perhaps it is knowing when to be mature and when to enjoy fun. They are not mutually exclusive, but there are times and places for things.

This site lends itself to descriptive conversations and perhaps those are not always desired or welcomed. A man (Lit) probably knows the difference and can lead a conversation accordingly b

 

[islandjoe2]

Really? ...and here I thought I was the funniest person I know...

Perhaps it is knowing when to be mature and when to enjoy fun. They are not mutually exclusive, but there are times and places for things.

This site lends itself to descriptive conversations and perhaps those are not always desired or welcomed. A man (Lit) probably knows the difference and can lead a conversation accordingly b

I suppose we have no choice but to have a paper-rock-scissors battle for title of Funniest Person to Ourselves

I've found, generally speaking, that the best encounters/relationships/friendships or whatever we call them here begin with humor.....it seems that most things here have a tendency to lean towards the serious until some wiseguy breaks it up....smiles are the universal symbol for "Let's dance"..... dang, I'm sounding like an inspirational speaker now...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

*hangs soup spoon from nose and winks at joe*

 

[julybaby04]

I suppose we have no choice but to have a paper-rock-scissors battle for title of Funniest Person to Ourselves

I've found, generally speaking, that the best encounters/relationships/friendships or whatever we call them here begin with humor.....it seems that most things here have a tendency to lean towards the serious until some wiseguy breaks it up....smiles are the universal symbol for "Let's dance"..... dang, I'm sounding like an inspirational speaker now...

I tend toward the humor myself....but get in trouble for it sometimes.

Like for example...when I was dating my late husband, he had gone to his hometown for an eye appointment. On his way, his car spun in gravel and he hit a tree (he was not hurt, but his car was.). I was trying to break the tension and told him he should have scheduled the eye appointment a day earlier so he could have seen the tree....D

....he did not think it was funny....but I still do to this day.

 

[islandjoe2]

*hangs soup spoon from nose and winks at joe*

*Swoons*
*Assumes this means she is totally in to me, buys latest edition of Bride magazine, hires a photographer, learns to dance, adds her name to the mortage*

 

[just4friends]

Keep in mind a lit man comes with an extra 4" of cock that may or may it be useful
(If it exists)

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