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Oh no. It is MUCH more entertaining....watching you toot your own horn.
Who's more useful to a woman? An egomaniac? Or a man who can cook? Hmmmmmmm.
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Oh no. It is MUCH more entertaining....watching you toot your own horn.
Who's more useful to a woman? An egomaniac? Or a man who can cook? Hmmmmmmm.
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Who's more useful to a woman? An egomaniac? Or a man who can cook? Hmmmmmmm.
Yeah. I see what you're saying. I only provide people with countless hours of entertainment and laughter. What do I bring to the table besides laughter, a charming personality and a big penis?
I am sure HH could cook up all the McRibs you want. And then, after a candlelit McRib dinner, you could head off to bed and do it McNasty style.
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I am self-entertaining. And a woman's gotta eat.
(However, I'm guessing heavyhitter01 could cook me something McBetter than what you suggest. However, McNasty style sounds kinda good though. )
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McRibs and McNasty are for frat boys and fumbling teenagers, the poor things. *shudder*
I can provide a scrumptious meal, good debate and conversation, some laughter and...well, maybe after all that the ladies won't care so much that my penis is smaller than your monster stick.
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McRibs and McNasty are for frat boys and fumbling teenagers, the poor things. *shudder*
I can provide a scrumptious meal, good debate and conversation, some laughter and...well, maybe after all that the ladies won't care so much that my penis is smaller than your monster stick.
Then afterwards, you'll have a McRevenge with a side of Karma and try to ruin her life by showing her activities to her boss?
And the ladies will care. Yes indeed. Once they take a ride on this suck stick, there is no chance of them wanting your McNibblet.
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McRibs and McNasty are for frat boys and fumbling teenagers, the poor things. *shudder*
I can provide a scrumptious meal, good debate and conversation, some laughter and...well, maybe after all that the ladies won't care so much that my penis is smaller than your monster stick.
There is nooooooooo doubt you deliver on the debating aspect !!!!!!
As for the penis size....as they say in the cooking world...doesn't matter if it's a triple layer cake or a cupcake...long as it tastes good !
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Then afterwards, you'll have a McRevenge with a side of Karma and try to ruin her life by showing her activities to her boss?
And the ladies will care. Yes indeed. Once they take a ride on this suck stick, there is no chance of them wanting your McNibblet.
I only get McRevenge on people who fuck with my friends. So if she's just fucking with ME, it's definitely not revenge I'm going to give her. It's something far more...enjoyable.
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There is nooooooooo doubt you deliver on the debating aspect !!!!!!
As for the penis size....as they say in the cooking world...doesn't matter if it's a triple layer cake or a cupcake...long as it tastes good !
You get a hearty "amen" on all counts!
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I only get McRevenge on people who fuck with my friends. So if she's just fucking with ME, it's definitely not revenge I'm going to give her. It's something far more...enjoyable.
So who did she screw over to get this kind of punishment? I mean, she must have done some bad stuff to be sentenced to play with your McGibblets.
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What can I say? Sometimes karma is a bad thing. Sometimes it's a great thing. I suppose the lady who plays with my McGibblets is the only one who can tell you which kind of karma she happened to get.
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Geez I go to work for a few hours and miss so much. Let me catch up:
1. David Duchovny is hot. Oh how I loved Fox Mulder. Julian McMahon is hotter. Although I hear Duchovny is a sex addict so maybe he would be a better pmann.
2. NIP/TUCK.. nobody on that show was hotter than Christian Troy. I dont even remember the other guys name. He was too whiney. But everyone remembers the egomaniac's name!
3. Would I choose "entertainment" over cooking? NO. Sure I can do both for myself, but entertainment is do much more fun when there is someone to share it with.
4. McRibs: yuck, enough said.
5. Triple layer cake v cupcake... over on pm asshatery it was established guys don't want to hear "oh how cute it's just like a triple layer cake but smaller".
6. HH I didn't think you were getting any...now you've got a lady playing with your McGibblets? GOOD FOR YOU!
Ok. All caught up, now onto the start of my second shift!
1. David Duchovny is hot. Oh how I loved Fox Mulder. Julian McMahon is hotter. Although I hear Duchovny is a sex addict so maybe he would be a better pmann.
2. NIP/TUCK.. nobody on that show was hotter than Christian Troy. I dont even remember the other guys name. He was too whiney. But everyone remembers the egomaniac's name!
3. Would I choose "entertainment" over cooking? NO. Sure I can do both for myself, but entertainment is do much more fun when there is someone to share it with.
4. McRibs: yuck, enough said.
5. Triple layer cake v cupcake... over on pm asshatery it was established guys don't want to hear "oh how cute it's just like a triple layer cake but smaller".
6. HH I didn't think you were getting any...now you've got a lady playing with your McGibblets? GOOD FOR YOU!
Ok. All caught up, now onto the start of my second shift!
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I submit the theory that cooking CAN be entertainment, and vice versa. It all depends on the skills of your chef.
I know! Now if only it were real and not simply a figment of my imagination, that would be lovely...
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I submit the theory that cooking CAN be entertainment, and vice versa. It all depends on the skills of your chef.
I know! Now if only it were real and not simply a figment of my imagination, that would be lovely...
Well maybe I've never come across a very skilled chef. Interesting theory though one that warrants future consideration.
Damn those imaginary women. They are such teases!
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Don't get me wrong... I'm a fan of Rainshine. I mean, I don't know if anyone has noticed her avatar, but you can see her ass. And it's spectacular. The kind of stuff Elton John would write songs about if he liked female asses. (don't mention it to her, in case she doesn't know her ass is showing)
However, I'd be curious to see what kind of knife she wields. That would be a good determination of whether she is the coolest Australian.
I figured she'd be here on night shift, but perhaps she has a real life.
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It is a fine ass, I'll give you that!
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Shhhhhh. Lest she cover it up.
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Shit! Change it back! I'm gonna catch hell for this!
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Way to go. You're dead to me.
Dearest Rainshine... Upon second consideration, YOU are the greatest Australian ever. Perhaps Croc Dundee is 3rd. I suppose his knife size is as irrelevant as HH's McNibblet.
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Hahaha a hug this morning, a kiss yesterday....I've got a new BFF!!
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