How to make amends?

[heavyhitter01]

You're threatening for sure. In fact, you've scared me shitless. You're a human enema. But I want to give you a name that reflects that. For those who have not read this thread. That way, if thy approach you, they will read McRapist and steer clear.

For some reason, that Jessica character said hello. I'm convinced that she's a HH type character. Here seeking revenge.

Actually, around here, "McRapist" might mean I get even more attention. After all, someone upthread did point out that even serial killers have their groupies.

 

[Lord Pmann]

HH can you record your voice? I want to hear if you sound creepy....

I promise to stop calling you Rapey Dave.

http://vocaroo.com

Ohhhhh. And give Pmann a shout out!!!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

You're threatening for sure. In fact, you've scared me shitless. You're a human enema.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing024.gif​

 

[whynotjustsayit]

HH can you record your voice? I want to hear if you sound creepy....

I promise to stop calling you Rapey Dave.

http://vocaroo.com

I second this.

I'm still gonna call him Creepy Chris but I wanna hear if his voice is also as creepy as his vigilante justice tactics.

 

[Saucyminx]

I didn't get a thing done today because I read through this whole thread. I think I need to have a drink, and lie down now.

Pmann, if you need any help with filming the movie? I volunteer. I'm helpful like that.

 

[Saucyminx]

Pmann is too busy swooning over the dulcet tones of Rapey Dave shout outs to further pursue his film making career.

I wish I could make Pmann swoon. Maybe if I got my sister off the femdom site to come along. . .

And I did get that drink, Angry Orchard hard cider just seemed appropriate somehow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann is a complex person with feelings and hopes and dreams. He's not just some piece of meat who can be tempted by a nice ass or huge tits.

Just kidding. Of course he is. Make him swoon away ladies.

 

[heavyhitter01]

HH can you record your voice? I want to hear if you sound creepy....

I promise to stop calling you Rapey Dave.

http://vocaroo.com

I second this.

I'm still gonna call him Creepy Chris but I wanna hear if his voice is also as creepy as his vigilante justice tactics.

Asking for a recording of my voice is like asking a woman for sexy pictures of her naked body. You have to work harder than that in order to get it.

 

[heavyhitter01]

That's a little harsh! I'd go after him for that HH.

Nah. He hasn't made my vigilante radar...




...yet.

 

[heavyhitter01]

HH!!! Why didn't you tell me you were visiting Australia?!?!!

http://www.hdoz.org.au/icyphoenix/files/posted_images/49/wanker.jpg

Looks like that guy took his own money shot on the forehead.

For the record, I have never actually done that, so that can't be me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

HH!!! Why didn't you tell me you were visiting Australia?!?!!

http://www.hdoz.org.au/icyphoenix/files/posted_images/49/wanker.jpg

Man. He took a fire jizz shot right to the face!

But I understand it. Sometimes I'll be masturbating and my hand will say, "Not yet. I don't feel comfortable." But I get the feeling that "no" doesn't always mean "no" for my hand. If it did, why would my hand make itself look so sexy? So I try back later. Sometimes my hand gets fed up and says, "Take me home!" That's when I need the roofies.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Asking for a recording of my voice is like asking a woman for sexy pictures of her naked body. You have to work harder than that in order to get it.

God. You are practically begging to see my dick. Here:

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151449_ewdad/budoir.JPG

Now post a voice recording.

 

[heavyhitter01]

God. You are practically begging to see my dick. Here:

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151449_ewdad/budoir.JPG

Now post a voice recording.

That's not your dick. You already sent me pictures of your dick. And it was marvelous, just like you said it would be. But I was a little disappointed that I couldn't see all of it...it was just too big to get a decent picture, I suppose.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

God. You are practically begging to see my dick. Here:

http://filefap.com/thumbs/small/2151449_ewdad/budoir.JPG

Now post a voice recording.

Yes, I'm SURE looking at your dick was exactly what he has in mind !!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I know I just touched myself. Repeatedly.

Tell us more, our favourite Aussie one.

And yeah, they had to zoom WAY out to get my dick all in one pic. Lots of trick photography there to make it look so small.

 

[heavyhitter01]

*taps fingers on her cheek and looks around idly*

Everybody's waiting HH

Waiting for what? The voice recording? I already told you I'm not that easy.

 

[heavyhitter01]

It's not a matter of being easy, it's just sharing. http://smiliesftw.com/x/dunno.gif

Full-frontal nudity is just sharing, too. So why haven't we seen your pics yet?

 

[Lord Pmann]

*taps fingers on her cheek and looks around idly*

Everybody's waiting HH

Try this Rainshine...

*taps fingers on her ASScheek and looks around idly*

Perhaps that entices Rapey Dave a little more.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Full-frontal nudity is just sharing, too. So why haven't we seen your pics yet?

He makes a good point. Give him what he wants. In this thread for everyone to see, preferably.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well.. because you haven't asked, but also.. naked pictures are just a little different to a random relatively anonymous voice recording.

In her defense, she has given us partial backtal nudity.

 

[heavyhitter01]

Well.. because you haven't asked, but also.. naked pictures are just a little different to a random relatively anonymous voice recording.

But a voice recording is not anonymous. It's me!

And besides that, some mystery must be maintained. Unlike pmann, I am too much of a gentleman to send my dick around for all to see. So what kind of mystery does that leave? My deep, husky and sexy voice.

 

[heavyhitter01]

In her defense, she has given us partial backtal nudity.

There is that, and it is lovely.

 

[heavyhitter01]

Right.... well, just PM it to me then. That's not everyone, just me, the original and founding member of the Rapey Dave's.

If I asked you to just PM those full-frontal nudity pictures to me, would you?

I sense a double standard here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If I asked you to just PM those full-frontal nudity pictures to me, would you?

I sense a double standard here.

She will not. Trust me.

Oh, and I'm totally offended at the implication that I wag my cock at every girl here. I only wag it at that girls who want it. Which happens just so happens to be every girl here.

 

[heavyhitter01]

No, HH, I wouldn't. I'm a married girl and that would go against MY code of conduct AND YOURS by all accounts.

Yes... indeed... I am sensing a double standard here too, but it's not mine. http://smiliesftw.com/x/ohreally.gif

Indeed, it would go against my code of conduct. But of course I knew you would never do it in the first place, which is why I can tease you mercilessly about it.