How to make amends?

[Lord Pmann]

As long as neither one of you are messing around with my friends, I will save my stones for ms_intrigue.

What if we both were to mess around with your friend's wife? You know, sort of as karma for your friend being a dickhole? She looks like Christina Hendricks, right?

 

[heavyhitter01]

What if we both were to mess around with your friend's wife? You know, sort of as karma for your friend being a dickhole? She looks like Christina Hendricks, right?

My friend's wife appears to be entirely faithful. But I've heard that she's open-minded and kinky (you know, I ask for details), so who knows? You all might wind up having a big swinging orgy.

And then tell me the details.

 

[heavyhitter01]

Now... if he looks like Julian McMahon you can count me in. I'd even let you sit in the corner and watch for Julian McMahon. No touching though... http://smiliesftw.com/x/nono.gif

Married = No Touching

I'm starting to like the creepy corner. It's the best seat in the house.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now... if he looks like Julian McMahon you can count me in. I'd even let you sit in the corner and watch for Julian McMahon. No touching though... http://smiliesftw.com/x/nono.gif

He looks like Ed McMahon.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, and the husband already had his fun. He doesn't get to do anything. He can watch his wife, Rainshine and me if he prefers. Maybe he can wank HH as penance over in the creepy corner. Once he does that, the guy is free from punishment forever.

 

[culloden]

I had to google. And dear God, No. Julian it is.

Julian - Isn't that a girl's name? Could it be there's a shemale sidebar to this tawdryness?

 

[imemkay]

Julian is one of the hottest men on earth. I sincerely hope and pray he is no she-male. That would be devastating news.

 

[culloden]

I have never in my entire life met a girl named Julian. Are you thinking of Jillian?

Actually, I realize it's a man's name, but it's not common in the US - I've never met anyone with that name and I'm a lot older than you are. And it sounds like Jillian, or Julianne, and so it seems effeminate to me. Hence the shemale idea.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have never in my entire life met a girl named Julian. Are you thinking of Jillian?

Julia is more common a girl's name here. Jillian also. Or better yet, Gillian.

http://iconsoffright.com/news/gillian-maxim.jpg

Yeah. Julian McMahon is a nice looking guy. If I was a girl or gay, I'd totally be INTO him (see what I did there???).

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Julian is one of the hottest men on earth. I sincerely hope and pray he is no she-male. That would be devastating news.

He was hotter....before the hairline kept receding.

 

[ima6uldv8]

He was hotter....before the hairline kept receding.

Instead of a fourhead, he has a fivehead.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Instead of a fourhead, he has a fivehead.

Ahahahaaaaaaaa. Yeah.

Everybody else on Nip/Tuck was hotter than him, anyways. Dr. Christian Troy's selfish side was quite unappealing after a while.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He was hotter....before the hairline kept receding.

His Nip Tuck character was amazing. Good old Christian Troy.

Receeding hairline or not, he's pretty dreamy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ahahahaaaaaaaa. Yeah.

Everybody else on Nip/Tuck was hotter than him, anyways. Dr. Christian Troy's selfish side was quite unappealing after a while.

Oh no, this is not true. He was the best looking one, save Famke Janssen.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

His Nip Tuck character was amazing. Good old Christian Troy.

Receeding hairline or not, he's pretty dreamy.

Did you actually just call him "dreamy??" Man crush ? LOL

Oh no, this is not true. He was the best looking one, save Famke Janssen.

Famke was sexy. Kelly Carlson was better. Jessalyn Gilsig was even hotter. Loved how she always calld Dr. Troy "asshole!"

 

[heavyhitter01]

Famke was sexy. Kelly Carlson was better. Jessalyn Gilsig was even hotter. Loved how she always calld Dr. Troy "asshole!"

Kelly Carlson's character turned out to be surprisingly complicated...but I would have watched her fine ass sashay across the screen even if Kimber was as dumb as a turnip.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you actually just call him "dreamy??" Man crush ? LOL





Famke was sexy. Kelly Carlson was better. Jessalyn Gilsig was even hotter. Loved how she always calld Dr. Troy "asshole!"

That's right. I said dreamy in a totally hetero way. I'm rugged.

Kelly was hot, but not natural looking like Famke. Jessalyn was hot too. She was super slutty also, so she gets bonus points!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

That's right. I said dreamy in a totally hetero way. I'm rugged.

Kelly was hot, but not natural looking like Famke. Jessalyn was hot too. She was super slutty also, so she gets bonus points!

Oh, so why don't you just go get a lipstick tube and mark all over Kelly's body where you'd like her to be more natural then !!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, so why don't you just go get a lipstick tube and mark all over Kelly's body where you'd like her to be more natural then !!!

I'm not talking about her boobs. Those are amazing. I just mean her hair. And her makeup. But I could pull a dr Troy on her if she'd let me. She was hot, don't get me wrong. I just prefer the look of Famke.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

I'm not talking about her boobs. Those are amazing. I just mean her hair. And her makeup. But I could pull a dr Troy on her if she'd let me. She was hot, don't get me wrong. I just prefer the look of Famke.

Yeah, I never did figure out Kelly's retro bombshell hair style. But she's still super sexy.

So, my suggested cast for the movie:




Joely Richardson = The_Librarian

Dylan Walsh = heavyhitter01's married friend

Julian McMahon = heavyhitter01

Bruno Campos = pmann

Jessalyn Gilsig = me

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, I never did figure out Kelly's retro bombshell hair style. But she's still super sexy.

So, my suggested cast for the movie:




Joely Richardson = The_Librarian

Dylan Walsh = heavyhitter01's married friend

Julian McMahon = heavyhitter01

Bruno Campos = pmann

Jessalyn Gilsig = me

No. I am Julian. Or David Duchovny, though he is not in Nip Tuck. But I make no other options for me. Maybe Bradley Cooper.

We can't go casting HH as some dreamy Australian. No way. He is Eric Cartman to me.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

No. I am Julian. Or David Duchovny, though he is not in Nip Tuck. But I make no other options for me. Maybe Bradley Cooper.

We can't go casting HH as some dreamy Australian. No way. He is Eric Cartman to me.

Oh you HAVE to be Bradley Cooper. That totally works. *thumbs up*

I'm assuming that's Cartman from South Park? I don't watch that show.

 

[heavyhitter01]

No. I am Julian. Or David Duchovny, though he is not in Nip Tuck. But I make no other options for me. Maybe Bradley Cooper.

We can't go casting HH as some dreamy Australian. No way. He is Eric Cartman to me.

Not Eric. I'm Chef!

Only...100 pounds lighter. And more Caucasian. A lot more.

But...I have a great voice. And I cook.

Chef gets laid a lot. That's not me, but we can pretend it is.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not Eric. I'm Chef!

Only...100 pounds lighter. And more Caucasian. A lot more.

But...I have a great voice. And I cook.

Chef gets laid a lot. That's not me, but we can pretend it is.

Nope... Eric. Not Chef.

And stop putting yourself over. Girls don't like egomaniacs. Unless it is me. Then they love me. (girls, feel free to chime in and comment on my awesomeness)

 

[Lord Pmann]

**crickets**