How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[tickledkitty]

It's not contagious. Honest!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

So there I was . . .

 

[SweetWitch]

Do you mind blood?

Sorry. That was bad.

 

[lisa123414]

I have four kids.

 

[Guest]

I hate your shoes.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I forgot my whip.

 

[SweetWitch]

Is that real hair?

 

[tickledkitty]

God! What's that smell?

 

[cyikac1986]

I'm really a guy/girl

 

[SweetWitch]

Oh, shit! Not you! (for a blind date)

 

[neonlyte]

My Mom wears those!

 

[Liar]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice...

<Beetlejuice appears>

...threesome?

 

[SweetWitch]

Where're my blue pills?

 

[jomar]

It's not contagious. Really!

It's not contagious. Honest!

...

 

[SweetWitch]

D'ya hear those voices?

 

[tickledkitty]

...

Look, jomar. I don't go around reading all your posts. Ok?

 

[jomar]

Look, jomar. I don't go around reading all your posts. Ok?

I'm not a stalker.

 

[tickledkitty]

I'm not a stalker.

Um. Ok.

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm not a stalker.

The restraining order's expired.

 

[logophile]

Just a simple bloodletting.

 

[SweetWitch]

That's just my husband.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Really? Then we're cousins!

 

[Guest]

Your face, or mine?

 

[SweetWitch]

Really? Then we're cousins!

Ouch!

 

[rgraham666]

Do you like pain?

Do you mind blood?

My answer in both cases: As long as it's not mine.