How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[glynndah]

"You hold the gun..."

 

[Blase]

The classic: "I hear my parents."

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Vi-va Vi-agra

 

[glynndah]

You wanna do what?!?

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Here? In the car?

 

[neonlyte]

Jockstraps make me sweaty.

 

[glynndah]

You push. I'll steer.

 

[drksideofthemoon]

Midget porn is hot!

 

[glynndah]

Just sign this waiver.

 

[Belegon]

Which dark parking lot?

 

[Guest]

"That? Parole tracking device."

 

[neonlyte]

Mmmm... Sheep's Head Soup!

 

[rgraham666]

I've rented a room.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm 'W' fanclub president.

 

[Guest]

Do you mind skidmarks?

Ever think of dieting?

Let me get upwind.

Whoa! Was that you?

 

[oggbashan]

You fought in Vietnam?

You landed on D-Day?

Soldiers are stupid assholes.

I dodged the draft.

Og

 

[jomar]

It's not contagious. Really!

 

[Guest]

"I have a stalker."

"Sure you're not FBI?"

"Wanna see my balls?"

"Your car have LoJack?"

"Give me your bra."

 

[jomar]

Sorry if it's a repeat...

Can I wear that?

 

[logophile]

No thanks. I'll watch.

 

[oggbashan]

Ever been unbirthed before?

Wear my corset, please.

Pantyhose bonds are effective.

Here - sniff my panties.

Panties make good gags.

 

[Lady_Guenivere]

Wear my corset, please.

Pantyhose bonds are effective.


Hmmmmmm...why would these kill a date???

 

[oggbashan]

Wear my corset, please.

Pantyhose bonds are effective.


Hmmmmmm...why would these kill a date???

Depends on the location. Said out loud in Starbucks might be embarrassing.

Og

 

[cyikac1986]

Just take the antibiotics

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Meds? Don't be silly.