How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

I don't have a date killer this time.
But I'm hanging out in my Girls thread if you want to come chat with us!
:cool:

Okay. I'll see if I can find it.

Another date killer:

Does my breath smell?

Yes, that's from tonight, too.
 
You ever been airtight?

You wanna be airtight?

We forgot our meds...

That's your name, right?

Christ's power compels you!

My curfew is midnight.

Seriously, tits or gtfo.

This is fun, I'll have to think up more!
 
Can't. I'm on parole.



See... it wipes off.


<holding mobile phone>
Dave! She's a virgin!


Dad's Chief of Police.


It's a sweat gland.
 
He: I shave my ass.

She: I'm really, really fertile!

Either: (on cell phone)
WHAT goddamned fucking indictment?

Either: (on what book they've read recently)
Fulfilling Relationships for Stalkers
 
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