How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[ZanyRaine]

I don't have a date killer this time.
But I'm hanging out in my Girls thread if you want to come chat with us!

Okay. I'll see if I can find it.

Another date killer:

Does my breath smell?

Yes, that's from tonight, too.

 

[tickledkitty]

You ok to drive?
(This was after one beer. )

 

[SweetWitch]

Okay. I'll see if I can find it.

Another date killer:

Does my breath smell?

Yes, that's from tonight, too.

Yuck!

Date killer:
My rash is better.

 

[glynndah]

"Who's your favorite Transformer?"

(Sorry, Trom.)

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

You Parole officer called.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I'm from the Government.

 

[Anne08]

You spit or swallow?

 

[alyxen]

That's never happened before.....

 

[Anomily]

You ever been airtight?

You wanna be airtight?

We forgot our meds...

That's your name, right?

Christ's power compels you!

My curfew is midnight.

Seriously, tits or gtfo.

This is fun, I'll have to think up more!

 

[glynndah]

"Ever eaten a cockroach?"

 

[rgraham666]

Wanna feel my gun?

 

[tickledkitty]

IS that a gun?

 

[glynndah]

My dog rides shotgun.

 

[glynndah]

That's the cat's chair.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

human skin jerky yummmm...

(i gotta stop watching horror films)

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Tattoos are for sissys.

 

[neonlyte]

Can't. I'm on parole.



See... it wipes off.


<holding mobile phone>
Dave! She's a virgin!


Dad's Chief of Police.


It's a sweat gland.

 

[Guest]

He: I shave my ass.

She: I'm really, really fertile!

Either: (on cell phone)
WHAT goddamned fucking indictment?

Either: (on what book they've read recently)
Fulfilling Relationships for Stalkers

 

[cyikac1986]

I brought my wife/husband

 

[Gizzmotick]

Kid Sister Tagging Along

 

[Gizzmotick]

Y'all need a chaperone

 

[cyikac1986]

your last shower was??????

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Doesn't parasitology fascinate you?

 

[mdb913]

You weigh how much?

 

[PublicAffection]

Serial Killers are sexy.