How NOT to Get Lit Laid- A Parody Thread

[Ratchetman1982]

I love it when you talk dirty like that, now tell, in graphic detail, your favorite way to make formulas

I'd rather pull your hair while making a pivot table

 

[Apisto42]

I love it when you talk dirty like that, now tell, in graphic detail, your favorite way to make formulas

Long and complicated, usually pulling from several other worksheets and maybe a database or two.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Talk about your kids who are slightly older than they are

 

[Shenanigans90]

I love it when you talk dirty like that, now tell, in graphic detail, your favorite way to make formulas

I’m going out with the boys tonight. I’ll text you instructions for making my kid’s formula and what clothes you should wash.

 

[MissEmmEss]

Has anyone ever done a VLookup to you? It'll make your toes curl

I’m more into the XXXLookup these days

 

[Ratchetman1982]

When the date is going well, switch to your Dungeons and Dragons character. Women can't resist that.

 

[Mrtenant]

Only say NO on all the Litster above you threads

 

[StillRain]

Talk about feminism.

Post instructionals on how to fold a fitted sheet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Talk about feminism.

Post instructionals on how to fold a fitted sheet.

The one time I managed to fold a fitted sheet on my own I felt like a fucking wizard. Haven't been able to duplicate it since.

 

[MiaBabe23]

When the date is going well, switch to your Dungeons and Dragons character.

Maybe the prospect of getting fucked by a wizard isn’t as unappealing as you think it is… !

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Maybe the prospect of getting fucked by a wizard isn’t as unappealing as you think it is… !

Careful - that's how you end up on a date with several sets of polyhedral dice clattering around the table.

 

[LoneMilf]

Careful - that's how you end up on a date with several sets of polyhedral dice clattering around the table.

Sounds like my kind of date

 

[IrreverendBoob]

Sounds like my kind of date

Will you show up with your character sheet ready, though? And do you order from the menu according to your tastes or your character's? (Or, maybe you go the route of being Dungeon Mistress?)

 

[LoneMilf]

Will you show up with your character sheet ready, though? And do you order from the menu according to your tastes or your character's? (Or, maybe you go the route of being Dungeon Mistress?)

As I've gotten older, I can't find the time for proper roleplaying games. In my case, the dice are more likely to be from some kind of board game instead. Although the title of 'Dungeon Mistress' is a nice little variation

 

[IrreverendBoob]

As I've gotten older, I can't find the time for proper roleplaying games. In my case, the dice are more likely to be from some kind of board game instead. Although the title of 'Dungeon Mistress' is a nice little variation

We can just call you Mistress anyway, if you like.

 

[mickyp123]

Talk about feminism.

Post instructionals on how to fold a fitted sheet.

Those things are a fricken nightmare, still can't get the hang of it

 

[LilKitKat]

Ratchetman1982 said:
We could masturbate to Excel together

Yeah.. maybe.. as long as it includes some juice VB-scrips and he isn't too proud of his 'macro'

mmmm flash fill that column down baby
vlookup my skirt...mmhmmm...
oh yeah lets merge cells...
baby stop being in portrait mode...lets head to the bed and landscape mode...
Baby I take your moves as a sin, My curves and yours should combine
enter my value manually...oh yeah
work that pivot table...

 

[LilKitKat]

When the date is going well, switch to your Dungeons and Dragons character. Women can't resist that.

Im rolling a d20...i got an 18, I break out my vorpal sword on your pussy now!

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Maybe the prospect of getting fucked by a wizard isn’t as unappealing as you think it is… !

What if I'm a Paladin?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Im rolling a d20...i got an 18, I break out my vorpal sword on your pussy now!

Proper terminology and everything! I just came in my pants

 

[SpicyBean99]

Always do your best to doxx pretty ladies and screenshot both nudes and videos for personal use/to share to other platforms.

Trust is overrated. Duh.

Make sure to mention you’ve also found their Facebook, phone number or maybe even their mum’s maiden name, it shows commitment….

Do not be shy about sprinkling their personal details into their public threads: “That’s a nice pussy, Jessica from Ohio who works at PetSmart on 8th Street.” This demonstrates a truly stunning attention to detail, which can be very attractive.

If you manage to find an address, visit them. Knock on the door. Leave them flowers.

And if all else fails… just straight up stalk them.

 

[LilKitKat]

What if I'm a Paladin?

thats a shame, I prefer morally gray people to defile me

 

[Ratchetman1982]

thats a shame, I prefer morally gray people to defile me

Oh well. I guess we will have to stick with respectful and caring sex. Bummer.

 

[Apisto42]

Always do your best to doxx pretty ladies and screenshot both nudes and videos for personal use/to share to other platforms.

Trust is overrated. Duh.

Make sure to mention you’ve also found their Facebook, phone number or maybe even their mum’s maiden name, it shows commitment….

Do not be shy about sprinkling their personal details into their public threads: “That’s a nice pussy, Jessica from Ohio who works at PetSmart on 8th Street.” This demonstrates a truly stunning attention to detail, which can be very attractive.

If you manage to find an address, visit them. Knock on the door. Leave them flowers.

And if all else fails… just straight up stalk them.

JFC. Just lettin’ all my secrets out aren’t you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

JFC. Just lettin’ all my secrets out aren’t you?

It couldn't be you! You'd get the spelling all wrong, Antipasta!