How much would someone have to pay you to have sex with blobfish?

[blobfish]

You'll see my poll momentarily.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Can I have you aged 20 more years? And not crazy?

Then no money required.

 

[Disgustipated]

Can I have you aged 20 more years? And not crazy?

Then no money required.

You'd do a 70 year old?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You'd do a 70 year old?

If I was 60 and I liked them and they had a good ticker.

 

[blobfish]

Can I have you aged 20 more years? And not crazy?

Then no money required.

As a Tom Hanks fan, I always say "I wish I was big" before going to sleep at night, but I'm not talking about age.

 

[blobfish]

You'd do a 70 year old?

I see that I've finally bargained you down to 50.

 

[Adre]

There's no amount...oh, I see. Somebody will step up to the plate.

 

[blobfish]

i am 18 years old hottie from germany baby ^^

Phony! Those links are all spam! It's people like you that make others hate the internet.

 

[dolf]

no amount of money.

you're like... if i had a kid way too young, and totally fucked up. the practise kid who i made all my parenting mistakes on. the one that got bottle fed & dropped on his head. that kid would be you. stupid kid!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I see that I've finally bargained you down to 50.

The funny thing is he didn't have anything to say about the not crazy part.

As a Tom Hanks fan, I always say "I wish I was big" before going to sleep at night, but I'm not talking about age.

You are more like hasselhoff. Big in Germany.

 

[blobfish]

Don't be coy, dolf. I know you've had your eye on that autographed Chaucer.

 

[blobfish]

The funny thing is he didn't have anything to say about the not crazy part.


You are more like hasselhoff. Big in Germany.

My dementia is pretty well documented, mom.

 

[blobfish]

What if by having sex with me, it would cause me to disappear forever? Would the reward be worth it?

 

[parodyluvr75]

My dementia is pretty well documented, mom.

I'm not adopting you, Mr. Fish.

 

[blobfish]

I'm not adopting you, Mr. Fish.

That was just one of my feti bubbling to the surface.

 

[Tryharder62]

Glass of wine $4.25
Box of condoms $10.00
Taking our sex lives to new heights: Priceless

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your fetish is to be adopted...that's not a fetish it's a fantasy. I had the same one. But moving and leaving no forwarding address is easier.

 

[blobfish]

Your fetish is to be adopted...that's not a fetish it's a fantasy. I had the same one. But moving and leaving no forwarding address is easier.

I was actually going down the breast milk route, but I see what you mean.

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[blobfish]

Hogjack, you are sickening. Not only does your toxic attitude pervade everything you touch, but you are also a liar! It has been clear since our first encounter that you harbor certain, secret homosexual desires for me. I would be lying if I said that the feeling was not mutual.

 

[blobfish]

You are sick! I only like masturbating with human breastmilk.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm sick? You masturbate.

 

[blobfish]

I'm sick? You masturbate.

Masturbation is a very natural part of male life. Bonobos, kangaroos and fruit bats all confirm this.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, they do.

 

[hogjack]

... you harbor certain, secret homosexual desires for me. I would be lying if I said that the feeling was not mutual.

Total RUBBISH. I have no interest in sharing any kind of intimacy with you be it a rough-and-tumble fling in the alley behind The Cantina Tavern & Grill [garbage bin blocks bystander views] nor a carefully orchestrated liaison at a Hyatt Hotel & Conference Center (room 714) in Boise, Idaho on October 21st at 7pm MST.

None.