How many sex toys do you own?

[Dillinger]

Could be a more critical item then you think...

For example, if you happen to live in Texas - did you know its illegal for a woman to own more than 6 sex toys?

 

[*bratcat*]

3

 

[Guest]

a grand total of five

 

[Silverlily]

What if you're only visiting Texas?

 

[April]

I truly don't know. I even threw some away when I moved. I think I need some more, though.

 

[Dillinger]

What if you're only visiting Texas?

Don't bring more than 6 toys with you then... or your ass is grass...

Hmmm... speaking of your ass... *weg*

 

[Dillinger]

Re: 3

But there is this ONE toy that must be worth 3 all on its own!

Now... which one would that be? *grin*

 

[*bratcat*]

*innocent look*

 

[Guest]

Well since I am not going to texas..
I think I am just fuckin peachy

 

[Silverlily]

ok, what if I limit myself to five AND some grass?

*weg* right back at ya!


How many are men allowed, btw? And is there a limit on how many of those I can have?

 

[Dillinger]

ok, what if I limit myself to five AND some grass?

*weg* right back at ya!


How many are men allowed, btw? And is there a limit on how many of those I can have?

No limit on the number of men, as far as I know - unless, of course, you treat them as toys... how many do you want? *lol*

Ah... how aobut 5 toys, some grass... and me?

 

[Dillinger]

Well since I am not going to texas..
I think I am just fuckin peachy

How peachy? Juicy peachy?

 

[Dillinger]

Re: *innocent look*

gee I don't really know...but it can do things that SHOULD be illegal!

So can I... so can I...

 

[Guest]

How peachy? Juicy peachy?

*wiggles eyebrows* juicy enough and no peach fuzz

 

[sexy-girl]

counts in her head Ummm 7 or 8 but those are shared with lisa and me ... but we dont use them very often

 

[Cheyenne]

Ummm... I don't know. I haven't counted them lately. A few of you have heard about my favorite though- the Beaver. Similar to the rabbit, only an earlier model.

 

[Kymberley]

Could be a more critical item then you think...

For example, if you happen to live in Texas - did you know its illegal for a woman to own more than 6 sex toys?

OMG am I glad I moved from out of Texas now!!!

Who the hell even bothered to write such a stupid law?

Do the interchangeable heads on the toy count as just one toy or 7 different ones?

OMG OMG OMG


I must go email the women I know still stuck with their toys in Dallas!

 

[Dillinger]

I think we should hold a sex toy orgy in Texas as a protest... everyone can bring 6 toys along and then share them!

 

[Kymberley]

OH sure Dillinger...then you will call the men in black stetson hats to take us all to jail and they will confiscate all our toys then you will pay them some under the table bribe and get all the good ones for yourself.


Nope, not gonna do it. Ain't bringing none of my toys back inside those state lines for nothing!

 

[Dillinger]

You kidding? Actually I'd make it my business to prove to you that I'm much better than ANY sex toy...

 

[Guest]

You kidding? Actually I'd make it my business to prove to you that I'm much better than ANY sex toy...

but... can you vibrate?

 

[Kymberley]

OH

Well in that case.....how many packs of batteries should I bring??

 

[Dillinger]

in fact, yes... especially my lips and tongue when I start humming deep in my throat...

 

[Dillinger]

Re: OH

Well in that case.....how many packs of batteries should I bring??

Better bring rechargeables...

 

[Guest]

hmmm interesting.....


what else can ya do?