How long can you go without treating your body like an amusement park?

[islandman]

How long can you go without masturbating?

Now you're probably saying to yourself, "Why would I willingly stop masturbating?" Good question. Let's call it a test of willpower. Or, perhaps more academically, is masturbation for you simply a daily exercise, or is it something you only engage in when in need of release?

Those of you who want to play, check in here at the end of every day and report as to whether you're still Master of your Domain or not. What's the prize, you say? Not a damn thing, other than perhaps adding " Master of your own Domain/Queen of the Castle" to your sig line.

Contest starts at 11:59 tonight ET. Get all your fun in now, kiddies.

 

[PacificBlue]

I haven't had an orgasm in ... hmmm... let me think...

 

[lilminx]

Sorry, no can do. I don't WANT to have that control.

By the way, would sex count?

 

[perks]

wait, I choose to masturbate daily, I'm not forced to do it.

And plus, do you really want a sexually frustrated duck at a get together?

I think not.

 

[Image]

Such a game we play...

My palms get sweaty and my heart beats faster just thinking about "not being allowed". For some of us masturbation is not a daily exercise or just the ends to a means when no one is available...
Yes, I will play your game. Know though, that it is for my own masturbatory pleasure...
What time is it?

 

[medjay]

I already know I'd be the first one to lose this little game so I won't even bother to play.

 

[islandman]

Sorry, no can do. I don't WANT to have that control.

By the way, would sex count?

Yes. It's a form of release. Unless your partner can't satisfy you. Then sex is okay.

 

[Rambrat]

Okay...I'm in!

 

[islandman]

Okay...I'm in!

You're going to be pissy at the get-together, aren't you?


lol

 

[Rambrat]

Damn it! I'm out...

 

[islandman]

Damn it! I'm out...

lmao.

And the contest hasn't even started yet.

 

[Rambrat]

You're going to be pissy at the get-together, aren't you?


lol

I'm never pissy...

and if I want to cool my jets, I'll just talk to lilminx...

 

[Image]

No, No, No....
Rambrat PLEASE stay in the game... It hasn't even started yet!

 

[islandman]

I'm never pissy...

and if I want to cool my jets, I'll just talk to lilminx...

Be wary of the minx. Her dark eyes will bewitch you before you even know it.

And then you're fucked.

 

[lilminx]

Yes. It's a form of release. Unless your partner can't satisfy you. Then sex is okay.

Definitely forget it then. I'm not going to forgo sex.


Ram, what the hell was that comment supposed to mean?

 

[perks]

Ram, what the hell was that comment supposed to mean?

ram is a button pusher, I bet he'd have better luck with his tongue.

 

[Rambrat]

No, No, No....
Rambrat PLEASE stay in the game... It hasn't even started yet!

I have to 11:59...

 

[Rambrat]

Be wary of the minx. Her dark eyes will bewitch you before you even know it.

And then you're fucked.

Yeah, yeah...no one gets to me...I am Master of my domain!

 

[Rambrat]

ram is a button pusher, I bet he'd have better luck with his tongue.

Haha!...you are so smart!!!

See how she talks to me...always yelling...cursing...

 

[lilminx]

Haha!...you are so smart!!!

See how she talks to me...always yelling...cursing...

Because you constantly make references to how much I can't stand you, when 1) I have never said that, and 2) You do it even in threads that I have not posted in. I just don't understand the constant references.

 

[perks]

Because you constantly make references to how much I can't stand you, when 1) I have never said that, and 2) You do it even in threads that I have not posted in. I just don't understand the constant references.

he's teasing you, pullin your proverbial pigtails. You'll get used to it, maybe.

it's almost endearing.

Quit being lippy, rambrat, you're scaring the natives.

 

[Rambrat]

Because you constantly make references to how much I can't stand you, when 1) I have never said that, and 2) You do it even in threads that I have not posted in. I just don't understand the constant references.

you are soo serious...

 

[Rambrat]

he's teasing you, pullin your proverbial pigtails. You'll get used to it, maybe.

it's almost endearing.

Quit being lippy, rambrat, you're scaring the natives.

That's why I adore you...you see right through me.

okay...I'll stop...I won't tease anymore...no wait...yeah, okay...I'll stop.

 

[Rambrat]

Perky..is that Macie Grey?

 

[perks]

Perky..is that Macie Grey?

yes baby, it is.

drake says that she's the inner me. kinda kickass, huh?


I can't wait to meet you!