Pabiporffor
Really Experienced
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- Sep 13, 2022
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Sex isn't just something people do in porn. Right now at this very moment, millions of people all around the world are engaging in a game of hide the sausage.
The chances are as you're reading this someone in your local neighbourhood is having sex. As night sweeps across the Earth and people head to bed that number increases. As you lie under the cover with a bedtime book or one last look at Facebook, you're surrounded in every direction by people having sex. If you live in a city there could be thousands, perhaps millions all around you banging away.
Now go look outside. Look at that long street, that tower block. Behind any of those windows, perhaps all of them someone could be taking a ploughing but you'll never know. Have you ever wondered how close you are to a sexual encounter? Sex is like a snake, they're everywhere but so well hidden they go unnoticed. They say you're never more than 10ft from a rat, I reckon 10m from a sweaty couple.
Family, friends, neighbours, and work colleagues, they all do it in complete secrecy without leaving a single trace of evidence. Sure you've heard the rumours but where's the proof? If millions can do this unnoticed with the efficiency of an MI6 agent then what else are they keeping from you? Probably aliens, it's always the aliens. I never see the woman next door with food shopping, just saying.
The chances are as you're reading this someone in your local neighbourhood is having sex. As night sweeps across the Earth and people head to bed that number increases. As you lie under the cover with a bedtime book or one last look at Facebook, you're surrounded in every direction by people having sex. If you live in a city there could be thousands, perhaps millions all around you banging away.
Now go look outside. Look at that long street, that tower block. Behind any of those windows, perhaps all of them someone could be taking a ploughing but you'll never know. Have you ever wondered how close you are to a sexual encounter? Sex is like a snake, they're everywhere but so well hidden they go unnoticed. They say you're never more than 10ft from a rat, I reckon 10m from a sweaty couple.
Family, friends, neighbours, and work colleagues, they all do it in complete secrecy without leaving a single trace of evidence. Sure you've heard the rumours but where's the proof? If millions can do this unnoticed with the efficiency of an MI6 agent then what else are they keeping from you? Probably aliens, it's always the aliens. I never see the woman next door with food shopping, just saying.
