How embarrassing for New Zealand

[WoundedKnee]

You just don't merit any Russian secret agents. Talk about a blow to the ego.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12020803

 

[Rightguide]

You just don't merit any Russian secret agents. Talk about a blow to the ego.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12020803

Is it possible they don't know who they are?

 

[WoundedKnee]

lol AND they're part of the big five when it comes to intelligence gathering. I gather that New Zealand has found no intelligence within its boundaries.

~~ ducks and runs ~~​

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[oggbashan]

lol AND they're part of the big five when it comes to intelligence gathering. I gather that New Zealand has found no intelligence within its boundaries.

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The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

 

[beew]

The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

Haha good point.
that sounds like the most plausible explanation.

 

[Taint_mAnn]

Haha good point.
that sounds like the most plausible explanation.

That explains your love for russian sheep, goat fucker.

 

[pointless]

The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

why should they? fuckers can't even spell zeeland correctly.

 

[WoundedKnee]

The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

lol...

 

[HisArpy]

The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

They're a threat. They suborned Ginsberg years ago. Now if only we could make them take her home.

 

[beew]

You just don't merit any Russian secret agents. Talk about a blow to the ego.



http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12020803

I don't understand this thread.

So NZ decided not to follow the move of Canada, US and Australia to expell Russian diplomats in the wake of the London nerve attack.
In saying that, they condemned the attack.

Isn't that just an indication that they want to maintain neutrality / not get involved in the politics of the major players? (US Russia China etc.)

 

[DallasDonna]

Love Flight of the Conchords

 

[WoundedKnee]

I don't understand this thread.

So NZ decided not to follow the move of Canada, US and Australia to expell Russian diplomats in the wake of the London nerve attack.
In saying that, they condemned the attack.

Isn't that just an indication that they want to maintain neutrality / not get involved in the politics of the major players? (US Russia China etc.)

Because you don't realize that it's just comedy.

 

[WoundedKnee]

Have you heard those guys speak? Nothing is as embarrassing for them as those accents.

lol...

 

[Saint Peter]

Love Flight of the Conchords

!!!

 

[Nawtee]

We're too busy following the Aussie cricket drama..

Is it weird that watching grown men cry can bring so much joy?

 

[Antryg_Windrose]

Will the Kiwis cut the budget of their national counterintelligence unit because no work?

 

[Debbie]

. The russian spies are hiding in Hobbiton. Located in Matamata NZ.

Their mission is to find the precious and gift it to Putin. Secretly Putin is hoping for the Green Lantern Light-Up Ring but The One Ring is shiny and malevolent so he'll be happy.

 

[Debbie]

Have you heard those guys speak? Nothing is as embarrassing for them as those accents.

We speak english.



http://www.morefm.co.nz/home/goss/2...stand-kiwi-accent-in-funny-air-nz-christ.html

 

[WoundedKnee]

Yeah, technically they speak English in Alabama, but we still make fun of them.

 

[Saint Peter]

Missouri talking shit about Alabama?

Flip a coin.

 

[about_average]

The Russians are disguised as sheep. The New Zealanders pretend they are stupid. That makes them very effective as intelligence gatherers because no one sees New Zealand as a threat...

Well, at least someone's fucking the Russians.

 

[Debbie]

I was waiting for you!

We're a weird lot us kiwis.

https://www.theurbanlist.com/auckland/a-list/75-Kiwi-Slang-And-Colloquialisms-And-Their-Meanings



I really think the russian spies would be wasting their time sneaking around in nz.

I'm not saying I know for sure there aren't any here but apart from the fact it might be a good place to hide here? We don't have much to spy on or any exciting state secrets.

 

[Hypoxia]

I really think the russian spies would be wasting their time sneaking around in nz.

I'm not saying I know for sure there aren't any here but apart from the fact it might be a good place to hide here? We don't have much to spy on or any exciting state secrets.

Sounds like a good place for spies to vacation without being bothered.

 

[LordofChocolateSauce]

I gather that New Zealand has found no intelligence within its boundaries.

how do all the Americans feel about the intelligence of their commander in chief?

 

[Hypoxia]

how do all the Americans feel about the intelligence of their commander in chief?

Debate rages. Are negative IQ scores possible? Do brainworms exist? Is life merely a sick cosmic joke? We've reached no consensus yet. Maybe by next week.