how do you sound?

[Killswitch]

It's the fucking Midlands twang. Common as muck. But ta.

Same accent as this groomer I watched on you tube trimming yorkies. Loved her voice.

Just because I like your voice doesn't mean we'll be swappin spit in the shower.

Cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

You shit yourself in horror.

You made me void my bowels in happiness.

Some folks cry. I crap myself.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You shit yourself in horror.

you have an amazing voice sister bro! can you read some Mary Poppins?

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

Same accent as this groomer I watched on you tube trimming yorkies. Loved her voice.

Just because I like your voice doesn't mean we'll be swappin spit in the shower.

Cunt.

Exactly.

Cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

you have an amazing voice sister bro! can you read some Mary Poppins?

Stew

This, bro.

 

[cowslinger64]

they've got nothing on you, fair fata.

wank-worthy recording here...

Love the voice and the added instructions at the end..


I see a mix of these, british school marm by day, dominatrix by night:

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/a9/89/a989719c867d2e0a8abc9dd3eee84252.JPG?itok=C7-1G_KI


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/02/article-1040975-0226AB8E00000578-76_468x553.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

you have an amazing voice sister bro! can you read some Mary Poppins?

Stew

Aww thanks bro. Nah can't pull off a Poppins.

You should do one of you making Mike's dinner bro!

 

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[butters]

thanks.

its my favorite short story of all time, though i murder it with my stuttered screeching

stuttered screeching my arse, you sound warm and soothing, easy on the ear

For what it's worth.

posh boy they need you telling us bedtime stories on crackanory. i'd listen *nods*


mischka: i didn't find your voice watery, but you did sound a wee bit nervous

I sang some lyrics....sounds like ass. I recorded it though a set of cheap headphones as my microphone.

Laugh at will. I had fun.



http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghNuEoEywI

wonderful stuff *makesmegrin*

Alright, well since I sound like a dork conversationally, and killswitch already sang a song, I can be persuaded to do so as well.

Prepare yourselves.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Na6URQ8yBz

quiite quite beautiful, mz lemony


only had a chance to listen to a few of you but they're all awesome

fata, you lovely cunt, lololol

 

[1HF]

I love this thread. And Garnate you are not exempt. Post your loverly voice woman.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

I love this thread. And Garnate you are not exempt. Post your loverly voice woman.

I'm exempt because of youtube.

 

[1HF]

I'm exempt because of youtube.

Oh yeah. I forgot about that

 

[Tathagata]

Well I have to listen to that fucker all day in me head. Then there's all the other voices.

I like the one with the cockney accent that calls me a tosser

 

[DesEsseintes]

That accent makes my knees quiver.

Madam, I am sorry. How rude of me.

Your own voice is intriguing, and very cultured, but I cannot place the accent.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fata, that was beautiful, and reminded me so much of one of my best friends. He and I used to write songs for the ingredients on the back of medicine and toothpaste. We did one lovely chorus consisting only of the word methylchloroisothiazolinone.

Anyway. Thank you.

 

[rimmy]

I can't speak for any future Pete dramas but I'll have you know that even though my boobs were popping out of my shirt last week, Pete never saw them once since he was seated next to me at the bar and I kept my jacket on. He didn't even complain about it.

I would have complained. Loudly.

You made me void my bowels in happiness.

Some folks cry. I crap myself.

Post an audio file of that.

 

[rimmy]

Fata, that was beautiful, and reminded me so much of one of my best friends. He and I used to write songs for the ingredients on the back of medicine and toothpaste. We did one lovely chorus consisting only of the word methylchloroisothiazolinone.

Anyway. Thank you.

That makes me believe that any childhood friends you had were strictly make believe.

 

[Garnate]

I would have complained. Loudly.

That would've been hilarious.

 

[Mischka]

mischka: i didn't find your voice watery, but you did sound a wee bit nervous

I have disliked my voice ever since the choir director told me I have a terrible voice and am tone deaf. I almost didn't record it here, but I quickly did it in one take and posted before I could change my mind. I can see how that comes across as a bit nervous.

Madam, I am sorry. How rude of me.

Your own voice is intriguing, and very cultured, but I cannot place the accent.

Oh, I like to quiver. No apologies. That's the sort of accent that's best warmly whispered into an ear.

I was born and raised in Southern California. My first language was Swedish, and I spent considerable time as a child in Scandinavian countries. I wholly and stubbornly dropped Swedish by the time I was six, however, as my American friends had no idea what I was saying. Long way of saying I have a typical western American flat accent.

 

[rimmy]

That would've been hilarious.

I totes would have gotten us kicked out.

"I DEMAND to see your tits!"

 

[spacekowboy]

I would have complained. Loudly.



Post an audio file of that.

I'm pretty sure we can all guess that sound effect.

 

[Mischka]

Like smooth molasses.

My voice is probably one of my best features. I get "you should be on the radio" constantly.

And yet you hold out on us? *pouts*

they've got nothing on you, fair fata.

wank-worthy recording here...

Oh, now that's a voice that knows how to properly divulge wondrous tales, all sugar coated and barbed underneath.

 

[Garnate]

I totes would have gotten us kicked out.

"I DEMAND to see your tits!"

You would've! Chili's is a family establishment, sir!

 

[Aquagal]

they've got nothing on you, fair fata.

wank-worthy recording here...

I like the way Fata says cunts

*fapfap*