how do you sound?

[Garnate]

At least one day won't be miserable...

You bring the Legos and lunch is on me!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Paendragon]

Like smooth molasses.

My voice is probably one of my best features. I get "you should be on the radio" constantly.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Well I've recorded my painkiller instructions but don't know how to post from my phone. Does it have to be converted to summat?

 

[Aquagal]

Alright, well since I sound like a dork conversationally, and killswitch already sang a song, I can be persuaded to do so as well.

Prepare yourselves.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Na6URQ8yBz

Your voice is so pure and lovely, I want to hear it over. Like I want to lay my head in your lap while you pet my hair and sing to me.

I have to rush out and do stuff in town and don't have time for such fun stuff like recording, plus I never know what to say. Poetry or story reading isn't me, I'd probably laugh trying to be all serious.

More Lemony recordings please.

 

[Mischka]

Vocaroo isn't working for me and I can't lie, I'd give anything to hear lemon bread's voice! I once got accused of trying to date a 14 yr old girl, the problem was that she was actually a 35 yr old woman who sounded like a 14 yr old.

Is there any way you can post to YouTube?

Alright, well since I sound like a dork conversationally, and killswitch already sang a song, I can be persuaded to do so as well.

Prepare yourselves.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Na6URQ8yBz

You are welcome.

Wait, you said you'd give anything? I'll take a pair of John Fluevog heels, size 11; a naked beefcake feeding me grapes on a divan; and/or world peace.

 

[Jennifer]

Oh, Lemon. Your voice is exquisite. Thank for sharing.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

You are welcome.

Wait, you said you'd give anything? I'll take a pair of John Fluevog heels, size 11; a naked beefcake feeding me grapes on a divan; and/or world peace.

I'll meet you part of the way and give you a pair of cheap, knock-off Jessica Simpson's (size 8 1/2 a 300 lb'er named Donny that lives in a half-way home; and book of coupons for Arby's that expire on 1-3-2015.

 

[Fata Morgana]

She does sound lovely. If lemon shortbread could speak that's how it would sound!

 

[Wife of Bath]

She does sound lovely. If lemon shortbread could speak that's how it would sound!

seconded!

 

[Mischka]

I'll meet you part of the way and give you a pair of cheap, knock-off Jessica Simpson's (size 8 1/2 a 300 lb'er named Donny that lives in a half-way home; and book of coupons for Arby's that expire on 1-3-2015.

Any chance Danny can slip on those heels? They won't fit my sasquatchian hooves. If so, you've got yourself a deal!

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Any chance Danny can slip on those heels? They won't fit my sasquatchian hooves. If so, you've got yourself a deal!

I don't know if Danny will but I can guarantee you that for a pack of Basic Menthols that Donny will do damned near anything.

 

[pete]

santa brought me a recording of fay-tahs voice, and i know i should post it here but i'm keeping it all to myself!

none of you are worthy to have your ears blessed (read: jizzed on) by her precious english lilt.
its too soft, too delicate a thing to be trampled by you lot.

*re-listens again...*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Give over man! My Midlands twang is nasty. Des and Dolf have proper plummy Brit accents.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c0/c0797b73ac935152fd56e0f0202d7c19485751b21ab63b462616be2acdd6a8c1.jpg

 

[Garnate]

santa brought me a recording of fay-tahs voice, and i know i should post it here but i'm keeping it all to myself!

none of you are worthy to have your ears blessed (read: jizzed on) by her precious english lilt.
its too soft, too delicate a thing to be trampled by you lot.

*re-listens again...*

It's like you WANT me to cut you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's like you WANT me to cut you.

Do it. Shank him.

 

[pete]

Give over man! My Midlands twang is nasty. Des and Dolf have proper plummy Brit accents.

they've got nothing on you, fair fata.

wank-worthy recording here...

 

[Garnate]

Do it. Shank him.

You don't sound like a cunt at ALL! I want my fucking money back!!!

 

[Killswitch]

I abhor most British accents but you sound awesome Fata.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You don't sound like a cunt at ALL! I want my fucking money back!!!

Well I have to listen to that fucker all day in me head. Then there's all the other voices.

 

[spacekowboy]

I think I just soiled my boxer briefs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I abhor most British accents but you sound awesome Fata.

It's the fucking Midlands twang. Common as muck. But ta.

 

[Garnate]

I abhor most British accents but you sound awesome Fata.

Are you even human? Everyone knows that the Brits have the best accents.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think I just soiled my boxer briefs.

You shit yourself in horror.