sxPlasticity
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Here's a Top Ten List (minus 1) for Dungeon Dwellers.
I was watching a cheesy mainstream movie today, and a guy used a silly pickup line on a girl. It got me wondering if we actually have any such pickup lines in BDSM. A fast Google search didn't turn up much, except a bunch of not very interesting ones.
So I made one up for the heck of it. It's a Top Ten Best Kinky PickUp Lines List with only nine items because I kind of liked #2 the best, and then I couldn't find a better one... So then I figured I would post it here to see if you all can run with it... So what is your #1 Kinky PickUp Line?
I imagined the lines as spoken from a sub calling out to Mistresses from behind dungeon bars... But you can suggest whatever you want...
Top Ten Kinky PickUp Lines
#10. So... what's a nice Lady like You doing in a place like this?
#9. You know, when i look at You, I have to admit - I'd probably still come here, even if I wasn't so weird...
#8. Looking at You is painful... but in a good way...
#7. I NEVER say Bitch like it's a bad thing, so, when I say you are a TOTAL BITCH, You know it's true...
#6. Wow! You're a Lifestyle Domme? Ladies like You usually pull in at least $1500 an hour on Twitter...
#5. No, I am NOT here because I am bad.... and You can even do a background check...
#4. I know this may sound strange... but, when I look into Your eyes... It's like I want to kiss Your ass...
#3. I hear you... I get it... You don't like me, but think of it this way... These bars keep us T/together...
#2. Mistress, please don't be mad. It's true. I am a freak in a cage, but you are here too... Sort of like a freak outside the cage... That's why You are freaking out... To soothe your nerves - just ask Yourself this one question - would you re rather be in here instead of me?
#1. ???
I was watching a cheesy mainstream movie today, and a guy used a silly pickup line on a girl. It got me wondering if we actually have any such pickup lines in BDSM. A fast Google search didn't turn up much, except a bunch of not very interesting ones.
So I made one up for the heck of it. It's a Top Ten Best Kinky PickUp Lines List with only nine items because I kind of liked #2 the best, and then I couldn't find a better one... So then I figured I would post it here to see if you all can run with it... So what is your #1 Kinky PickUp Line?
I imagined the lines as spoken from a sub calling out to Mistresses from behind dungeon bars... But you can suggest whatever you want...
Top Ten Kinky PickUp Lines
#10. So... what's a nice Lady like You doing in a place like this?
#9. You know, when i look at You, I have to admit - I'd probably still come here, even if I wasn't so weird...
#8. Looking at You is painful... but in a good way...
#7. I NEVER say Bitch like it's a bad thing, so, when I say you are a TOTAL BITCH, You know it's true...
#6. Wow! You're a Lifestyle Domme? Ladies like You usually pull in at least $1500 an hour on Twitter...
#5. No, I am NOT here because I am bad.... and You can even do a background check...
#4. I know this may sound strange... but, when I look into Your eyes... It's like I want to kiss Your ass...
#3. I hear you... I get it... You don't like me, but think of it this way... These bars keep us T/together...
#2. Mistress, please don't be mad. It's true. I am a freak in a cage, but you are here too... Sort of like a freak outside the cage... That's why You are freaking out... To soothe your nerves - just ask Yourself this one question - would you re rather be in here instead of me?
#1. ???
